What a day I've had today...

Will Gill · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:41

I am getting soft in my old age, plus I'm going out so didn't want to leave him high and dry

Infraction points still stand, one more terribad joke and it's perma time

Boge · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:43

Unless things have changed I was always under the impression that entropy was not reversible.

Could be wrong. Usually am.

Dis86 · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:43

Armageus said:
I'm not sure I have that much self control - keep hovering over the ban button.

Screw will power...drop the hammer!

Cosimo · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:44

[FnG]magnolia said:
Two Latvian look at sun. Is not sun, but nuclear reactor meltdown. Latvian happy because maybe now warm enough to bake potato.

Corrected

Pawnless Endgame · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:45

The Dons deliver!

Uther · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:47

I actually read the whole thing because I was in that Tesco today...

BananaDunka · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:51

Antijokes should be banned.

Hehehehe.

Will Gill · 8 Mar 2017 at 20:51

Uther said:
I actually read the whole thing because I was in that Tesco today...

Were you dressed in drag with a flaming arm?

That would change the thread's credibility quite dramatically

LOAM · 8 Mar 2017 at 21:00

Demand ban.

Uther · 8 Mar 2017 at 21:02

Will Gill said:
Were you dressed in drag with a flaming arm?

That would change the thread's credibility quite dramatically

Yes, but that was in Morrisons so the ban should stand.

mattyg · 8 Mar 2017 at 21:05

Am I the only one that read it and thought rubbish.. You can't light petrol with a cigarette

dcsarge · 8 Mar 2017 at 21:10

I say we take off and nuke the OP from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.*

*A ban may not stop him.

Rimsy · 8 Mar 2017 at 23:06

Sad thing is after reading the OP my first thought was "eeek she had a gun too?"
By post #5 I got it though...

Edrof · 9 Mar 2017 at 07:06

A million bans.

riddler · 9 Mar 2017 at 07:29

I was out for a walk with the missus the other day, whilst walking down a quiet lane she grabbed my arm and said "Give it to me, give it to me, i'm wet!".

I looked around for a second then said "No bugger off, it's my umbrella".

Will Gill · 9 Mar 2017 at 07:35

mildly better

Schizo · 9 Mar 2017 at 07:38

Will Gill said:
mildly better

Is it ?...my hammer is still fresh from the new forum update

Akagi · 9 Mar 2017 at 07:40

russell664 · 9 Mar 2017 at 08:00

OP why

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Instant Ban worthy.

ColdAsIce · 9 Mar 2017 at 10:49

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

NO...