Nuclear War! What would you do?

Nitefly · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:05

Deliberately seperate from the North Korea thread and intended to be more... err... 'fun' (less serious).

Suppose it comes to the worst and North Korea launches a nuke. You're there at work, drinking out of your OcUK mug, browsing the blue screen, then BAMN nuclear bomb has gone off somewhere in Asia or west coast US. Quick - to the internet! 30 new threads make you aware of the horror.

Would you drop your mug in slow motion and run for the hills, or diligently get on with that work admin you had been putting off for two weeks? I was thinking about this whilst slupin' on my morning brew. I can kind of see everyone waiting to see what everyone else does. If I was in London I'd probably feel a bit more frightened!

So... what would you do?

cyber69 · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:08

I'd wait for the knock on my door from the vault tec rep and sign up

MooMoo444 · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:13

Stock up on bottle caps.

Slam62 · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:14

Get some beer in, lots of beer

darkgen · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:15

I have three viable choices (assuming the airspace isn't closed down pronto!)

Stay put in London, have a beer and wait for my toast.
Move to our US home in Albuquerque, have a beer and wait for my toast
Fly to remote location on planet, have a beer and watch the toast from affair.

new boy · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:32

Stay at work, probably skive off all day and keep up with the news.

Get beer on way home

drink beer and watch news

Craig1981 · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:39

Head straight home and try to find out if it's too late to invest in a nuclear bomb shelter for the garden. Or look up any nearby locations that could potentially be used as one.

XeNoN89 · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:40

I'm in London so realistically if a full scale nuclear WW3 kicks off i'm screwed whatever I do

Yaayuh! · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:41

Ride north.

Delvis · 5 Sep 2017 at 08:55

To the Wall!!!

peterwalkley · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:00

Kiss goodbye to GPU prices ever coming down.

CREATIVE!11 · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:01

peterwalkley said:
Kiss goodbye to GPU prices ever coming down.

This.

eatcustard · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:12

Eat cake

Ayahuasca · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:13

Probably just end myself tbh, I know for as long as humans exist there'll be war but if we can't even learn from 70+ years ago then why bother, depends on how it's used really, tactical ones to take out structures I could understand, but melting hundreds of thousands of humans then no thanks Jeff.

4K8KW10 · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:14

Pray and if you are lucky, you'll say hi to your "afterlife". Maybe somewhere in a much better place.

hornetstinger · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:14

Ayahuasca said:
Probably just end myself tbh, I know for as long as humans exist there'll be war but if we can't even learn from 70+ years ago then why bother, depends on how it's used really, tactical ones to take out structures I could understand, but melting hundreds of thousands of humans then no thanks Jeff.

Went onto that nuke calculator site, 14 million dead in most heavily populated (mumbai) with tsar bomb.

Hiijinx · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:15

Hide in an old fridge.

Kelt · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:22

I'd make sure I fit under the kitchen table, just in case of a nuke dropping nearby.

Can never be too safe!

bjorkiii · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:23

Bulk buy cheap noodles and sweet chilli sauce, and become fluid in gender and hope pornhub survives.

Fishbait · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:36

Delvis said:
To the Wall!!!

Trump hasn't built it yet, be a while stood there waiting. Unless you're offering to help?