Soldato
Oh dear, an Acme Christmas special 
**** This instant, moment & month - December......merry Christmas all! ****
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Caporegime
Its been done... 
Soldato
And so it begins!
I can smell turkey, gammon, roast potatoes and more. Starting to salivate now.
Caporegime
Too much food.
Soldato
Sat at my mothers sweating by ******** off, starting on the Glen Marnoch now waiting for tea to cook.
Caporegime
My day has been so god damn boring, my family are so miserable. No music, no games, no TV, no films, no quirky traditions, just sitting around talking about nothing in an otherwise silent room... All day... Help.
Associate
Let out a massive fart and see if anyone comments. Alternatively, put random out of sequence words in your sentences to confuse people.
Caporegime
I kept winding my Nan up by fidgeting and drumming on my knees and pretending I was in a game of 'Would I Lie To You?' whenever someone started telling an anecdote.
Soldato
Ide rather have no TV than watch The scrooge, The snowman and The snowman and the snowdog
Caporegime
In fairness, you can watch whatever films you like at Christmas these days. That technology, phwoar.
Soldato
I’m back home. Suitably drunk. We had a joke telling contest. The best being
Some heroes walk into a bar
Batman says sorry can’t serve you
The heroes say
“What if I give you a twirl”
Not sure if that says more about the rest of us or not!
Some heroes walk into a bar
Batman says sorry can’t serve you
The heroes say
“What if I give you a twirl”
Not sure if that says more about the rest of us or not!
Soldato
I’m currently sat drinking alone now listening to new music. I’ve got a dog snoring next to me and have just done a sicky burp!
Also I was in a hotel bar the other day and ordered a double rum. I never realised how big a measure I give myself at home!
Also I was in a hotel bar the other day and ordered a double rum. I never realised how big a measure I give myself at home!
Just fell into bed. I’m so drunk I’m praying my body makes it through to the morning.
Soldato
Wow, forums look different after a few years away. 
Soldato
No snow, just loads of rain 
Caporegime
Just had 4 pills in my mouth that if swallowed could have caused me internal bleeding or worse. Forgot that the particular medication I'm on can react rather violently with Ibuprofen!
Just remembered in time to spit them out and replace with paracetemol...
You should have seen them just after the forum upgrade. They were awful! Thankfully an awful lot of stuff has been tweaked and changed since then.
Still far too much of a faff to see all of my posts/threads in a nice list like before though...
Just remembered in time to spit them out and replace with paracetemol...
Wow, forums look different after a few years away.
You should have seen them just after the forum upgrade. They were awful! Thankfully an awful lot of stuff has been tweaked and changed since then.
Still far too much of a faff to see all of my posts/threads in a nice list like before though...
Soldato
Well... I've only got to be up at 7 for work, do I bother sleeping?