i think i've solved the fat problem

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ok, so crazy idea bad pitch.....

so we've recently acquired 2 new cats in our household on top of our existing resident. the previous resident is young and healthy, and pretty normal.

however the 2 newcomers are ex laboratory cats, so they've been used to being stuck in a cage with a daily feeding ritual and not much else.

so they can't regulate their eating, so you need to give them servings, but the previous cat is used to just having a full bowl and eating when he wants (and he can maintain a healthy weight)

our solution is his food bowl is now up on a shelf that only he can jump up to, bit unconventional but it works, and this is where my idea comes from- why not do this to humans?

instead of sugar tax or whatever, just make all fast food restaurants have a physical challenge as an entry barrier, like say a rock climbing wall, if you're fit enough to climb the wall and carry your food down you can have it, but if your too fat it'll stop you, same goes for supermarkets.

so gd, genius or madness?
 
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We should have "fat" designated bays as well as disabled bays. If you've a fat badge you can park in these bays exclusively, but they are parked as far away from the supermarket as possible.
 
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Why not just have ID which states whether your fat tax exempt or not ? Then a button is pressed at checkout to either charge you for being fat, or not charge you for being healthy and responsible ?
 
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Why not just take any parents who are fat, and execute their children? within a generation or two, everyone will come from healthy genes? may as well screen for a few other things while we are at it. Why not specify that the ideal human is at least 5 foot 11, has blonde hair etc? Could maybe round up all the fat people and inter them in camps where they can work themselves slim, put a nice gate on the front with a motivational motto or something.
 
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Why not just take any parents who are fat, and execute their children? within a generation or two, everyone will come from healthy genes? may as well screen for a few other things while we are at it. Why not specify that the ideal human is at least 5 foot 11, has blonde hair etc? Could maybe round up all the fat people and inter them in camps where they can work themselves slim, put a nice gate on the front with a motivational motto or something.

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Why not just take any parents who are fat, and execute their children? within a generation or two, everyone will come from healthy genes? may as well screen for a few other things while we are at it. Why not specify that the ideal human is at least 5 foot 11, has blonde hair etc? Could maybe round up all the fat people and inter them in camps where they can work themselves slim, put a nice gate on the front with a motivational motto or something.

Well to be factual if fat people did a bit more (physical) work it might set them free (or their formerly fat selves)?
 
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Why not just take any parents who are fat, and execute their children? within a generation or two, everyone will come from healthy genes? may as well screen for a few other things while we are at it. Why not specify that the ideal human is at least 5 foot 11, has blonde hair etc? Could maybe round up all the fat people and inter them in camps where they can work themselves slim, put a nice gate on the front with a motivational motto or something.

Real life hunger games for fatties, the motivated will stay healthy to avoid competing, the rest will be able to duel it out to the death battle royale and provide us all with entertaining television
 
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Real life hunger games for fatties, the motivated will stay healthy to avoid competing, the rest will be able to duel it out to the death battle royale and provide us all with entertaining television

and you think a bunch of whales trying to climb a rock wall just to get some kfc isn't entertaining?

because man, add some benny hill to that **** and we're golden.
 
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Why is their fat your problem?
Why is fat a problem?

Said every fatty ever!

Simple, it places an increased strain on already limited resources. They take up additional space inconveniencing others (transport, shop aisles, even pavements). I generally find they smell unpleasant too.
 
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and you think a bunch of whales trying to climb a rock wall just to get some kfc isn't entertaining?

because man, add some benny hill to that **** and we're golden.

I'm healthy I don't venture near KFC so would not be something I'd see, unless it was on TV

Why is their fat your problem?

When I start getting taxed for their poor lifestyle choices, it becomes my problem
 
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