Soldato
The maggots indicate it's already in mid decomposition so leave it be for now and dispose of it when fully dried up mid-summer in a compost bin.
Do you have neighbors?
punch/drill holes in bottom and allow water to drain, take to tip.
on way back from tip, get some dignity and sort your garden out.
Yeah photos mate
But include a loaf of hovis so that we know it's not just someone else's massive bin full of decaying dog **** soup.
Don't go fake-newsing us on this, y'know.
Don't think I'd fancy putting a leaky bin of dog turd in my boot, to be honestpunch/drill holes in bottom and allow water to drain, take to tip.
on way back from tip, get some dignity and sort your garden out.
I put our dog waste into our foul waste through an inspection cover and flush it through every few days. If you want to get rid of it, I would be inclined to try and site the bin near a convenient inspection point and gradually water it down. Once it's reached the 'desired consistency' punch a hole in the bin and let it drain.
You are aware of these things called bin bags, or containers.Don't think I'd fancy putting a leaky bin of dog turd in my boot, to be honest
Got a drain you can open up and pour direct into?
Once every few years OCUK delivers so spectacularly that I genuinely laugh out loud. This is one of those moments
This is probably the grimmest post i have ever read on this forum. URGH!!Yeah I’m thinking this is the best plan. I better stir it up a bit first so it doesn’t block the drain lol
Maybe you could drag it round the front and put a sign up for "free bovril help yourself"