So how do I gain access to the secret forums

[iamdjdz]

I'd like access please, thanks in advance

 

[Kreeeee]

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[Malt_Vinegar]

The MM (member's market) is the only secret forum I'm aware of. You needed a few hundred posts originally, then the bar was raised to around 1000 a few years ago. Like others said on here, the 10k/pr0n forum is one of running gags / 'memes' on GD like Hovis is in the Motors section.

Top trolling..

*edit* oh wait.. you are not on the member list. Who did you upset?

*double edit* lol 9k posts. I need to wake up.

 

[Destination]

I take it I was blackballed?

No, it is full of black balls. And all other sorts. You’d be amazed.

 

[ShiWarrior]

10,000 posts passed, so how do I gain access?

now you need to be suspended 3 times, banned for a 1 year, then maybe.....

 

[OzyOly]

I take it I was blackballed?

Sounds painful.

 

[loftie]

Solve this and be granted access:

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago

Oma is that you?

 

[Resident]

Oma is that you?

Lightning flashes, sparks shower, in one blink of your eyes you have missed seeing.

 

[MiKeOnE10110]

I’ll get to 1000 by 2022 I think based on what I have done so far!

Get on my level mate, I'm averaging about 18 posts a year lol.

 

[Baron C]

Have the appropriate amount of chickens been sacrificed?

 

[On Holiday]

 

[arknor]

Some say, Theophany is restricted only to the Secret Forums.

some say it's the deleted posts secction

 

[Deleted member 651465]

some say it's the deleted posts secction

Confirmed it isn’t. Oh well...

 

[loftie]

Lightning flashes, sparks shower, in one blink of your eyes you have missed seeing.

Though a candle burns in my house, there's nobody home

 

[Dreadi]

Excellent troll

 

[illuz]

Add. Send me a pic with 5 shoes on your head.


(come on someone's gotta get it?)