Soldato
Tailgating, morons. I have never understood the reason for doing this other than being a stupid person.
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Soldato
Customers in supermarkets that wait until they are asked for payment decide that they need to explore their 'russian doll' like handbags for their money.
Caporegime
By customers what you actually mean is women, right?
Soldato
I had a classic case of seeing this last week in a Greggs bakery, mobile phone zombie paying for a coffee while on the phone, hands money over, staff goes to make the coffee, mobile phone zombie walks out the store without coffee.
I had a classic case of seeing this last week in a Greggs bakery, mobile phone zombie paying for a coffee while on the phone, hands money over, staff goes to make the coffee, mobile phone zombie walks out the store without coffee.
Excellent! Were you next in the queue to claim the free coffee?
Soldato
Soldato
Were you next in the queue to claim the free coffee?
Nearly but staff member called her back, I should have bought her a doughnut to go with her coffee.
Caporegime
I think "handbags" was the clue there
Clearly you've not seen some of our fellow male forumites purchases for themselves!
Soldato
This but people waiting for a bus THEN decide to search for their oyster card while boarding. Come on guys! It isn't like you got on the bus unexpectedly
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Reality TV - There's too much of it.
The mouths of people on Jeremy Kyle. Do they pick guests on how few teeth they have, or how brown the remaining ones are?
Flat Earthers - How can people be so stupid and gullible? We've had photographic evidence that Earth is spherical for half a century, and known it's curved for thousands of years.
Driving - I hate it. The sooner we get self driving cars, the better. Though strangely, I love cars and always have done.
People incapable of leaving their phone alone, especially while driving.
Then there are of course the celebs that don't deserve to breath. Robbie Williams, James Corden etc. There are too many to list.
The mouths of people on Jeremy Kyle. Do they pick guests on how few teeth they have, or how brown the remaining ones are?
Flat Earthers - How can people be so stupid and gullible? We've had photographic evidence that Earth is spherical for half a century, and known it's curved for thousands of years.
Driving - I hate it. The sooner we get self driving cars, the better. Though strangely, I love cars and always have done.
People incapable of leaving their phone alone, especially while driving.
Then there are of course the celebs that don't deserve to breath. Robbie Williams, James Corden etc. There are too many to list.
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Caporegime
I swear 99% of them must be trolling and playing along with the others, right?
Soldato
People in general. But to be more precise, people that take up the path.
