Poll: Terrible joke thread

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Soldato
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the one i remember from that incident was......how did they know the crew of the challenger all had drandruff?
their head and shoulders washed up on the beach.....

from the Zeebrugge disaster (same era).....
what was the last song playing on the juke box at the time of the disaster......
Lionel Richies 'Dancing on the Ceiling'

what were the passengers all drinking on the Herald of Free Enterprise......
Cherry Coke.....cause it turns your world upside down (advert from the time)
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I remember those doing the rounds. :)

The trick is to tell a joke that's so current and popular that everyone knows it, but when they reply with the regular clichéd punchline, hit them with the antijoke. :)

E.g. How did they know the entire Challenger crew had dandruff?

Tell-tale flecks of dry skin on their space suits.

:D

(Works very well with football jokes which are typically always very poor.)
 
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Soldato
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his way in, knocking her flying.

She screams “Oh George, you old git, you coulda broke my arm”

He shouts back “Oh shut up you ungrateful old cow, if you fell down there you’d have broke your neck!”

You forgot the echo :p broke your neck..... broke your neck.....broke your neck.....broke your neck
 
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