Dropped it. That's what I did today. Popped it on the stand on the drive walked away and seconds later I hear it go down. Managed to just catch the side of the wife's car too. Looks like the stand mustn't have been all the way down plush our drive had a small slope to it, bike probably moved forward slightly pulling the stand up in the process.
Bike damage - frame slider took the brunt, bent clutch lever
Car damage - 2 small dints and a few scratches, some will polish oit
Mick damage - mostly pride, angry wife and the cost of a clutch lever
Great day so far