How does a guy like this get a girl like that?

Dis86 · 21 Sep 2020 at 10:18

I still remember the most jarring example of this I ever saw. Was in Oslo airport. A woman who could have easily passed for a supermodel. She was stunning. Over 6ft, amazing body, fantastic features.

Him, about 5ft 2, morbidly obese, no attractive physical features. Nothing about his dress or accessories to indicate wealth.

She was all over him!

Ayahuasca · 21 Sep 2020 at 10:21

Dis86 said:
I still remember the most jarring example of this I ever saw. Was in Oslo airport. A woman who could have easily passed for a supermodel. She was stunning. Over 6ft, amazing body, fantastic features.

Him, about 5ft 2, morbidly obese, no attractive physical features. Nothing about his dress or accessories to indicate wealth.

She was all over him!

12x6 bat on him.

MikeTheNative · 21 Sep 2020 at 10:53

Psycho Sonny said:
Do you have a personality? Sense of humour?

How many women do you approach on a weekly basis?

Or do you think they will magically just jump into bed with you?

I hold the door open for them, doff my cap, be a nice guy, what else do I need to do?

Ayahuasca · 21 Sep 2020 at 11:14

MikeTheNative said:
I hold the door open for them, doff my cap, be a nice guy, what else do I need to do?

Grow up in Glasgow, be the third tallest in your class and rent out flats to scallies.

UTT · 21 Sep 2020 at 11:40

robcat101 said:
Some (and I suspect some on this thread) may take the sketch at face value. It’s funny, even if you do. Obviously it’s making comment on the superficiality of society, and how we jump to conclusions, particularly when there is a mismatch in “attractiveness”, usually the more attractive, younger woman. The fact that this thread was started shows this.

[And now I’ve sucked the joy out of it!]

This is pretty biting as well.

Thanks, that's exactly what i thought.

It'd be pretty difficult watch that with out the giant elephant in the room poking you in the eye. Most people would surely see the irony of the video don't you think?

DrToffnar · 21 Sep 2020 at 13:37

Gray2233 said:
It's almost like people in a healthy relationship are a team that compliment and help each other!

Mad isn't it?

Always thought it was self fulfilling prophecy with most men. If they think the way of many here (that a lot of pretty women are only driven towards wealth and 'alpha' sensibilities) then that's exactly what they'll get. The fact of the matter is that we men just like to over complicate it because, well... a lot of us don't make ourselves very appealing, especially emotionally. And of course we're hugely impatient due to our mad horny glands xD

Psycho Sonny · 21 Sep 2020 at 13:37

MikeTheNative said:
I hold the door open for them, doff my cap, be a nice guy, what else do I need to do?

You have to have some magic about you. No half decent looking woman gets wet at the thought of a boring polite guy.

I've literally heard that coming out of pretty girls mouths when discussing guys. Yeah he was nice but so boring.

Ayahuasca · 21 Sep 2020 at 13:51

Psycho Sonny said:
You have to have some magic about you. No half decent looking woman gets wet at the thought of a boring polite guy.

Yep it's over if you aren't height and face mogging world champs like AJ

builder22 · 21 Sep 2020 at 13:55

Is that vanilla ice on the right

Theophany · 21 Sep 2020 at 13:56

Ayahuasca said:
Yep it's over if you aren't height and face mogging world champs like AJ

Max Verstappen's acne has cleared up a fair bit.

Ayahuasca · 21 Sep 2020 at 14:00

builder22 said:
Is that vanilla ice on the right

I've had to double-check and the only name I'm getting is Mr. Giga Chad

Psycho Sonny · 21 Sep 2020 at 15:40

Ayahuasca said:
Yep it's over if you aren't height and face mogging world champs like AJ

Nah I know a short guy who has a very hot wife. The guy does workout a lot and have a much better physique than your average gym goer. He also is a great laugh and smart.

There is no you must be 6 foot 4. You just have to have some magic about you. Women are in control in terms of choice more so the better looking they are. So you need to stand out from the crowd.

Opening doors might work for some girls but it won't work across the board. Especially in modern times when there is tinder, insta, Facebook, etc. Women get dm's on an hourly basis.

If her inbox isn't full of dick pics she's a munter.

Ayahuasca · 21 Sep 2020 at 15:44

Psycho Sonny said:
Nah I know a short guy who has a very hot wife. The guy does workout a lot and have a much better physique than your average gym goer. He also is a great laugh and smart.

There is no you must be 6 foot 4. You just have to have some magic about you. Women are in control in terms of choice more so the better looking they are. So you need to stand out from the crowd.

Opening doors might work for some girls but it won't work across the board. Especially in modern times when there is tinder, insta, Facebook, etc. Women get dm's on an hourly basis.

If her inbox isn't full of dick pics she's a munter.

LMAO, I've been waiting all afternoon for that serious reply. I was taking the ****. Saying that, if any of those guys slid into your partners DM's, it's over.

Pretty sure the guy on the right isn't buying pink mice that his favourite twitch streamer uses. His KD ratio is measured in slain 10/10's, the deaths being any rejections. Latest figures put him at 1669/0.

robcat101 · 21 Sep 2020 at 16:15

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UTT said:
Thanks, that's exactly what i thought.

It'd be pretty difficult watch that with out the giant elephant in the room poking you in the eye. Most people would surely see the irony of the video don't you think?

You’d have thought so, but reading some of the posts in this thread, I’m not sure everyone would (Not sure I would have at 17, to be honest).

It’s like Trump playing Rockin in the Free World, or Reagan playing Born in the USA - some people really don’t see a message.

bazzabear · 21 Sep 2020 at 16:32

UTT said:
Thanks, that's exactly what i thought.

It'd be pretty difficult watch that with out the giant elephant in the room poking you in the eye. Most people would surely see the irony of the video don't you think?

And yet this entire thread is full of people making the exact same statements as are in that video with no sense of irony at all.

Jean-F · 21 Sep 2020 at 16:52

MikeTheNative said:
I hold the door open for them, doff my cap, be a nice guy, what else do I need to do?

Deep six the cap, definite no-no.

MikeTheNative · 21 Sep 2020 at 16:53

Jean-F said:
Deep six the cap, definite no-no.

If Indiana Jones makes a fedora work then so can I.

Jean-F · 21 Sep 2020 at 21:23

MikeTheNative said:
If Indiana Jones makes a fedora work then so can I.

Good luck with that, do you resemble a 30 to 40 y.o. Harrison Ford?
Michael Douglas rocked those suspenders, (braces), in “Wall Street”,
I’m in a similar age bracket, but I don’t think I’d look as good in them.

Theophany · 22 Sep 2020 at 09:21

There's an alarming amount of sincereposting going on here.

WantoN · 22 Sep 2020 at 19:40

Love the person, not the shell.