Was burgled in the night....

ubersonic · 4 Oct 2020 at 21:19

mrk said:
They stole all my lamps which is a bit strange?

Should be upset but I'm de-lighted.

Thank you dude, totally made my day

[FnG]magnolia · 4 Oct 2020 at 21:44

I told this joke to my friends and ALL OF THEM DIED THIS MORNING.

Thanks mrk :mad:

Deleted member 77746 · 4 Oct 2020 at 21:57

[FnG]magnolia said:
I told this joke to my friends and ALL OF THEM DIED THIS MORNING.

Thanks mrk

So they didn't see the morning light like mrk did.

Mysterae_ · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:05

Did they take the whole lamp including the shade? How many lamps did they take exactly, was it 50?

mrk · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:11

I think secretly the balance of +1 for this joke is higher than -1, just most people have a hard time admitting it

Feek said:
I liked it!

All is well!

Jamauk said:
The police caught a group of suspects trying to offload a vast quantity of lamps. The police think they were on glue, or some other kind of narcotic, when interviewed they all stuck together.

This seems like the kind of joke I'd say, but I didn't say it and therefore it is rubbish

Akagi · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:12

I exhaled with such force that I got spit on my screen, thanks.

snips86x · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:19

Acme said:
I exhaled with such force that I got spit on my screen, thanks.

This made me chuckle lol

mrk · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:20

Acme said:
I exhaled with such force that I got spit on my screen, thanks.

I've met you before, this is your normal breathing, can't fool me young man.

Deleted member 77746 · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:20

Why isn’t mrks forum name not changed yet :mad:

mrk · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:22

I've already got a terrible title isn't that enough?!

Plus think of the people in other sections who tag me in stuff, it will be confusing for everyone lol.

Akagi · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:23

de-lighted said:
I've met you before, this is your normal breathing, can't fool me young man.

Only when I'm aroused.

It was your red chinos. They did something to me.

Deleted member 77746 · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:27

de-lighted said:
I've already got a terrible title isn't that enough?!

Plus think of the people in other sections who tag me in stuff, it will be confusing for everyone lol.

No it’s not enough you are forever now known as a the light guy.

Akagi · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:28

Bouton Aide said:
No it’s not enough you are forever now known as a the light guy.

He is fairly skinny, probably quite light.

Deleted member 77746 · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:30

Acme said:
He is fairly skinny, probably quite light.

Oof you joker

koolpc · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:35

Police report stated is wasnt a heavy job, no, just a light one!

Jamauk · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:38

de-lighted said:
I think secretly the balance of +1 for this joke is higher than -1, just most people have a hard time admitting it

All is well!

This seems like the kind of joke I'd say, but I didn't say it and therefore it is rubbish

It’s an adaptation of a Christmas cracker joke, so I’ve got to agree!

mrk · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:43

Acme said:
He is fairly skinny, probably quite light.

Not everywhere :cool:

Will Gill · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:48

de-lighted said:
Not everywhere

oohh kinky xx

Deleted member 77746 · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:50

de-lighted said:
Not everywhere

Acme told me that’s even light compared to his.

Akagi · 4 Oct 2020 at 22:59

Bouton Aide said:
Acme told me that’s even light compared to his.

Don't tell all my secrets.

I'm disappointed that mrk chose to reply to that post not the other one to be honest...