Black Badges Chav?

Jamauk · 6 Oct 2020 at 12:00

The black Audi A3 1.9TDi with blacked out windows and lights and black wheels. With a remap and DPF delete, pumping out plumes of black smoke as it overtakes you after tailgaiting you through a 30mph village.

mattyprice4004 · 6 Oct 2020 at 12:12

Wanting an A Class to look 'more aggressive' and tracksuits.
Do we not have a Council thread for this kind of thing?

Nasher · 6 Oct 2020 at 12:28

Its on the same level as those BMW stripes people put on their grille. Maybe not quite chavvy, but it is Barry.

Armageus · 6 Oct 2020 at 12:30

Nasher said:
Its on the same level as those BMW stripes people put on their grille. Maybe not quite chavvy, but it is Barry.

I think you mean M coloured stripes

R.P.L · 6 Oct 2020 at 13:15

Don't even get me started on the dilution of the M brand :mad:

paradigm · 6 Oct 2020 at 13:18

Armageus said:
I think you mean M coloured stripes

I want to stand out, so I'll do the same thing that every other owner of a cheap BMW does!

The Running Man · 6 Oct 2020 at 13:36

R.P.L said:
Don't even get me started on the dilution of the M brand

Mine has an m sport branded gear knob.

It is at least an n52 engine though...

Dominic-Toretto · 6 Oct 2020 at 14:02

Armageus said:
If you've bought them, you may as well put them on and post a picture here

The badges have arrived

Armageus · 6 Oct 2020 at 14:03

I meant a picture when they were fitted :confused:

Dominic-Toretto · 6 Oct 2020 at 14:03

Armageus said:
I meant a picture when they were fitted

That is coming! lol soon

floatindolphin · 6 Oct 2020 at 14:22

Don’t put them too high!

R.P.L · 6 Oct 2020 at 14:45

Armageus said:
I meant a picture when they were fitted

It would be more difficult to get his shoe and handbag collection in the background of a picture of the car

Yadda · 6 Oct 2020 at 15:35

Nothing sets off a "phwooor" motor more than a highly polished "5-speed" badge.

Akagi · 6 Oct 2020 at 15:37

Yadda said:
Nothing sets off a "phwooor" motor more than a highly polished "5-speed" badge.

5 speed
16 valve
Twin cam
Injection

johncena.gif

paradigm · 6 Oct 2020 at 15:42

Acme said:
5 speed
16 valve
Twin cam
Injection

johncena.gif

TURBO

Yes, I'm looking at you, every Vauxhall on sale.

Yadda · 6 Oct 2020 at 15:52

Acme said:
5 speed
16 valve
Twin cam
Injection

johncena.gif

House!

Josh · 6 Oct 2020 at 16:02

Don't forget the 'scene' windscreen sticker running vertically across the passenger side for instant points.

Diddums · 6 Oct 2020 at 16:05

The Running Man · 6 Oct 2020 at 16:06

Acme said:
5 speed
16 valve
Twin cam
Injection

johncena.gif

Looks at mr2 turbo with TWIN CAM TURBO decals on each side...

Andybtsn · 6 Oct 2020 at 16:09

I've got black badges

I'm pretty sure I'm not a chav.

Chavs is a UK derogatory slang word for a young hooligan who wears designer clothes and starts fights, usually seen as lower class.

I'm middle class damn you!