So to bring a pretty boring and disappointing end to this thread....
I did take a look at a SSS and Mini Cooper and sadly the sss was a bit of a tatty mess. The mini was actually really nice though tbh.
Sadly though I have just had a very close family bereavement which as a consequence and has meant I will be driving back and forth to my mums a couple of times a week to look after her, which is certainly no epic journey by any means (~100 mile round trip) but has made me rethink what I need in a car for the foreseeable.
Anyway I ended up with a Corsa. A diesel Corsa.
The only saving grace apart from being newer and lower mileage is that it's the 1.7 cdti 130ps which tbf is actually pretty quick (comparatively!) and being the SE trim has things like heated seats and steering wheel. Auto wipers and lights are quite nice too. It's fine, but just so ruddy boring.
So yes, altogether very boring as I said and I certainly don't look at the car and think I want to go for a drive, but when life throws you you lemons eh?
edit... and I'm not asking for 101 reasons why the 1.7/130 is a terrible terrible engine which will probably go kaboom the next time I start the car!!