UEFA Champions & Europa League Football Thread ** spoilers ** [27th-29th Oct 2020]

[Tombstone]

Surely GOT to buy a CB in january now

 

[Tombstone]

Lol Andy Robertson is now the oldest player in the back 4

 

[omnomnom]

Some horrible challenges. Its like watching Everton this.

 

[Maundie]

Can't see Liverpool winning anything this season unless they sort another CB out, Matip is injured more than Darren Anderton and now Fab who was always plan B is out it's going to be tough.

Still rather have Rhys Williams there than Lovren though

 

[BaZ87]

What happened to that horse placenta woman from 10 years ago? We had players back from hamstring injuries in 30 minutes with her.

 

[manic111]

What happened to that horse placenta woman from 10 years ago? We had players back from hamstring injuries in 30 minutes with her.

We asked her to renew her contract.




She said "neigh".

*Runs*


Edit: Wow, looking at the articles about that - the players we had then - Johnson, Aurelio, Benayoun, Riera. We've come a long way.

 

[Maundie]

Honestly Origi makes Newcastle's front line look potent.

 

[McBain]

Please ban ^

(manic)

 

[SideWinder]

Shaqiri to turn into the smallest yet brilliant CB for Liverpool?

 

[manic111]

Please ban ^

(manic)

Sorry, I'm still working on a deeply boring document, and literally everything is more funny than it.

 

[McBain]

Honestly Origi makes Newcastle's front line look potent.

Should’ve kept Armstrong, I was always surprised we (Blackburn) managed to get him.

 

[Mark1989]

Very meh performance toothless up front besides minamino runs nothing from origi (as expected) Jota hasn't been great either.

Need to up the pace and get ball from middle moving quicker

 

[BaZ87]

Very meh performance toothless up front besides minamino runs nothing from origi (as expected) Jota hasn't been great either.

Need to up the pace and get ball from middle moving quicker

Minamino's been the worst player on the pitch so far

 

[manic111]

Minamino's been the worst player on the pitch so far

In fairness his movement has been OK and he's got in decent positions, but his touch has let him down which is unusual for him

 

[Mark1989]

Minamino's been the worst player on the pitch so far

Has done the runs and not been played in on most of the occasions

Either way performance as a whole is crap anyway, losing Fabinho is also crap situation for us long term

 

[Kelt]

Duff match so far.

 

[Mark1989]

Great build up play for that, a good tap in for Jota

 

[robfosters]

Lovely goal!

 

[manic111]

Great goal that

 

[Maundie]

Lovely ball from Shaq there, looked tight but on the reply TAA was clearly onside