Anyone here live with Pan padders

[hood1971]

But then how do they play battleships?

 

[arknor]

you dont need a plunger to unblock a toilet you can do the same thing with a bing bag its just harder to get a seal

When you drop one and the splash hits your hole I thought it was a bonus? after all the water is cleaner than what comes out

 

[LoadsaMoney]

3 women in his house ey.

 

[Maundie]

If you achieve a large enough splash you wash your bum at the same time. Sorted.

Neptune's kiss, tis a thing of immense achievement if you can give yourself a partial enema whilst 'dropping the kids off'

 

[Andrew_McP]

The Japanese have toilets, that neatly wash your rectum,
In the UK we use splashback, though some pad to protect 'em,
The fireman's blanket saves you, from a chilly aftershock,
And who wants filthy effluent, showering your clock?*
Ok, it saves some wiping, and wet wipes if you're posh,
But a cold rinse downstairs,
By waste from derrieres,
Ain't so welcome when you splosh!
So sacrificial loo roll, laid carefully in the pan,
Can lessen aural impact, and faecal splashback, ban,
It's really rather civilised, except when shops run out completely,
So when needs must,
You'll have to trust,
Your poo's dive lands quite neatly.


*Silly place to put a clock if you ask me

 

[DXP55]

Ahhh - the German toilet - It's ok unless you get a walnut whip curl up and block anymore movement. I didn't like those German toilets. This was in about 1958 but the French ones were just a hole in the slabs - mess's your shoes up.

I have had so many years of practice I could win the drop dive - mine never ripple the water.

 

[R.P.L]

Ensure that your positioning on the seat allows for direct impact to the water, to obtain the loudest splash possible. Dominate the other occupants of the building physically and psychologically.

This. Let everyone know who the alpha is.

 

[Yadda]

Do those German toilets avoid the paperless jam, aka the turdian knot?

 

[Lopéz]

I've never blocked mine, and I'm capable of producing turds of epic proportions.

 

[SonicSW20]

I've never blocked mine, and I'm capable of producing turds of epic proportions.

King Kong's finger poking out of the water?

 

[glenimp617]

Flush and push

 

[Yadda]

I've never blocked mine, and I'm capable of producing turds of epic proportions.

Interesting.

King Kong's finger poking out of the water?

According to Arthurian legend, that's known as The Lady of The Lake.

 

[Lopéz]

King Kong's finger poking out of the water?

2l bottle of Coke.

 

[Bluecube]

Am I the only one who was thinking of a frying pan rather than a toilet pan? Took me good minute to work through the WTF fug.

 

[Ninco!]

 

[DXP55]

Am I the only one who was thinking of a frying pan rather than a toilet pan? Took me good minute to work through the WTF fug.

If you are young and not worldly wise - Yes

 

[{SAS}TB]

Poo nest to prevent accidental bidetesque splashback

 

[Rimsy]

Flush and push

But then you end up having to flush again for the paper. Not an economical way of doing it

 

[Frubeling]

US bogs are the worst I've ever used. No need to pad when the water is up to your ring and your ******* is getting washed in your pish

 

[glenimp617]

US bogs are the worst I've ever used. No need to pad when the water is up to your ring and your ******* is getting washed in your pish

Made me laugh first time I used one