Nephew sacked unfairly.

[Hagar]

He's lost his stake in tha sandwich business as Frank croons in the background, "I did it subwayyyyy".

 

[Yadda]

He's lost his stake in tha sandwich business as Frank croons in the background, "I did it subwayyyyy".

Holy mother of God!

 

[peterwalkley]

Muffin to see here. Move along.

 

[Chojin]

I read in the paper that he was sacked for theft.

He misinterpreted the meaning of bringing home the bacon.

 

[Efour]

Looooool

 

[Semple]

@Feek @Feek-Admin is that you...

Does sound like a bad Feek joke

 

[thenewoc]

Probably didn't know what side his bread was buttered.

 

[marc2003]

I have a joke about butter but I'm worried you guys might spread it.

 

[Yadda]

He's still in a pickle but I told him to keep at it - he'll soon find something ciabatta.

 

[Chrisc]

Fancy getting sacked for muffin

 

[Chrisc]

Sounds like you cant crust that employer.

 

[Bunka]

Oh crumbs

 

[SilverTongue]

And to think it was the only way he could find to earn a crust

 

[wonko]

Ah, I see, a pun on how role is spelt. The OP must have a rye sense of humour.

 

[peterwalkley]

Ah, I see, a pun on how role is spelt. The OP must have a rye sense of humour.

Nearly two weeks later ... your reply is surely rather stale by now.

 

[AmyS]

Nearly two weeks later ... your reply is surely rather stale by now.

At yeast he tried.

 

[Efour]

I hope he's part of a union.
He should ask for help with A representative that can accompany him to the tribunal.
Good luck.

 

[wonko]

At yeast he tried.

I won't rise to that, I've got nothing to proof.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

The vegans got teased off when the OP's nephew started filling the sandwiches with gammon

 

[Chojin]

To be fair there's nothing wrong with a boss wanting to separate the wheat from the chaff.