Vince's Xmas Storage Give Away! Want a free NVME? Come inside!
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You can't run through a campsite. You can only ran because its past tents.
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My ex was trying to feed our baby but he wasn't having any of it and wouldn't eat any of his dinner.
“Try the Airplane", I said.
Airplane? What is it?
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now"
“Try the Airplane", I said.
Airplane? What is it?
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now"
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What do you call an Irishman bouncing off walls?
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@Thekwango - Family friendly version? 
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Not sure they're available of the two he posted@Thekwango - Family friendly version?
Did you get my trust message, @Vince? I sent it but it was while I was having silly internet issues so I'm not 100% convinced it went.
Not sure they're available of the two he posted
Did you get my trust message, @Vince? I sent it but it was while I was having silly internet issues so I'm not 100% convinced it went.
I do indeed have it
Thank you sir! Some good ones in here so far, i've got my eyes on a couple of winners already!!
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I do indeed have it
5 days to go Vincy! Don't spoil it.
5 days to go Vincy! Don't spoil it.
Winners are not until the day and there is plenty of time to for the provisionals be dethroned! Still I have had plenty of giggles so we are doing good!
Why do the Swedish navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they get back to port they can ScanDaNavyIn
And a slightly more risqué - At the last supper Jesus breaks the bread and says this is my body, he pours the wine and says this is my blood ... and then he opens a jar of Mayo and Judas says "Okay buddy I'm going to stop you right there"
And a slightly more risqué - At the last supper Jesus breaks the bread and says this is my body, he pours the wine and says this is my blood ... and then he opens a jar of Mayo and Judas says "Okay buddy I'm going to stop you right there"
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This majestic ******* although appearing cute ran into my room with my mum's bra the other day. He did not want to give it back...
Big image:
Big image:
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You can stick your drives up yer arse, I can't read anymore of these terrible jokes.
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I was going to post a joke about time travel, but you didn't get it.
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@Thekwango - Family friendly version?
Oops, sorry chaps. Got a bit carried away.....believe it or not the Russian one was the family friendlier version!! Don’t even remember what the other one was I posted that got deleted, any chance of a reminder so I can remove it from my repertoire!?Not sure they're available of the two he posted
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Two Tunnocks caramel logs standing in the arrivals lounge at Glasgow Airport, one turn to the other and says "How long you been a wafer?"
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After completing my intensive prostate examination, the doctor left just before the nurse arrived.
After closing the door, she whispered three words that no man wants to hear - "Who was that?"
After closing the door, she whispered three words that no man wants to hear - "Who was that?"