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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
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After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that nice French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote...

"I can see your feet.

We're outta bread: be back in five minutes.
 
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Tonight we don't have our child as hes staying with the grandparents, so my wife said "I want you to take me somewhere really expensive"

Im not sure she appreciated being taken to the petrol station
 
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I went for an eyetest at Boots today

I had to look into this giant machine and tell the optician what I could see.

I said "I can see boarded up pubs, empty streets and some guy eating a bat"

The optician said to me:

"You don't need glasses, you've got 2020 vision"
 
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Well I need more storage so here are my storage jokes ;)

Why did the storage centre manager keep the abridged works of shakespear on his desk?
Because people were always ringing him for quotes

Or :

"I started a band called 999 megabytes, we haven't gotten a gig yet"

Or maybe something cloud related for if I dont get a drive :)

https://www.enterpriseirregulars.com/24193/cloud-computing-for-all-budgets/
 
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