Police chasing a man this morning seen stealing AV software

[builder22]

 

[Hagar]

I wannacry at how bad this is.

Pretty AVG if you ask me.

 

[Hades]

Mayday mayday, this is rofflecopter 1, losing engine power and hydraulic pressure. Preparing to ditch!

 

[something daft already!!]

Ban tbh.

 

[vanpeebles]

Best one is the Apocalypse Now version, but I can't find it

 

[pc-guy]

My bank account was hacked!!!
The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?
A 4chan teller.

I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo...I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.

is there a playbook for these

 

[BananaDunka]

If they caught him he'd probably have a 30 day trial.

This is actually better than my joke, damn!

 

[LoadsaMoney]

He managed to escape because he ransomware

Ban....

Aviraderci OP

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Youre a monster mags, and you know it.

 

[peterwalkley]

This is actually better than my joke, damn!

You set the bar so low a snail needs to put in a personal injury claim.

 

[BananaDunka]

Harsh but true words.