- A downed pubbie isn't a dead pubbie - always be gibbin'
- Snipers have small genitals
- Always try for two loadouts
- Hot drops on scavenger contracts suck hard
- Claymore the loadout/buy station
- FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN GHOST ON YOUR FINAL LOADOUT
Forgot the most important thing.
- Use the stupid doof doof fire shotgun because you don't even need to aim it.