Star Wars joke

[Yas786]

A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...

They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1990 Ford escort The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a bad car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McLaren F1 car. The patrons at the bar are amazed and even the Jedi has to admit it’s a nice ride. They both end up saying it’s a good car. The Mandalorian walks around the corner and after a few minutes comes screaming back on his jet pack and blows up the other cars.

He has the Beskar.


Fans of the mandorlian will understand this .

 

[builder22]

Fans of the mandorlian will understand this

Should have mentioned that first

 

[chroniclard]

Even understanding it I vote ban.

 

[joey1211]

Should have mentioned that first

This. Thank god it wasn't the length of that Nate the Snake one

 

[.Lethal]

Even understanding it I vote ban.

This

 

[FoxEye]

I've never understood the devotion to Star Wars.

A trio of passable kids films, followed by decades of absolute garbage.

 

[Thekwango]

But beskar being only a metal alloy it doesn’t make sense even as a joke?? Surely it would only work as a joke if beskar was a vehicle? Or am I missing something - which in fairness I probably am.

 

[Kelt]

But beskar being only a metal alloy it doesn’t make sense even as a joke?? Surely it would only work as a joke if beskar was a vehicle? Or am I missing something - which in fairness I probably am.

It would make more sense if the jetpack was called Beskar, otherwise meh and a ban.

 

[Efour]

You made it up yourself.
It's too British.
It's crap.
Cars are crap.

 

[Thekwango]

It would make more sense if the jetpack was called Beskar, otherwise meh and a ban.

indeed, beskar needs to be a vehicle of some sort for the joke to work.

 

[robfosters]

Star Wars Christmas joke.

Darth Vader says to Luke “I know what you have got for Christmas”

“how?” Says Luke

“I felt your presence”

 

[Thekwango]

I've never understood the devotion to Star Wars.

A trio of passable kids films, followed by decades of absolute garbage.

nostalgia mainly. the first 3 films blew the minds of many a yound child back then. those same kids grew up remembering how great star wars was for them and passed that 'love' on to others. these others then came to believe they needed to love star wars in the same way. and thus people come to believe that dross is actually good. in a similar vein look at the adulation Game of Thrones gets and yet a bigger gathering of pee poor acting and dodgy storylines you'd be hard pushed to find but because of love generated for it (i've no idea how or why) folk hail it as though it were the second (or is that the first!) coming of Christ! hype baby......it's all about the hype!!

 

[Yas786]

Lol well I didn’t say it was going to be a good joke....

 

[Resident]

There are words missing from the thread title.

"Is" and "a"

 

[gailjon]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

No need for any other jokes...

 

[LoadsaMoney]

 

[FBi7]

Star Wars Christmas joke.

Darth Vader says to Luke “I know what you have got for Christmas”

“how?” Says Luke

“I felt your presence”

Thread saved!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Where is @Feek when you need him

(Answer: it doesn't matter because he'll come back with an even worse joke and ban anyone who diagrees with h-)

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[Whitewater]

I was expecting a list of episodes. Nevermind.

#startreksbetteranyway

 

[ThundyCat]

I've never understood the devotion to Star Wars.

A trio of passable kids films, followed by decades of absolute garbage.

Ban!