Just got back from a trip to the optician.

[Feek]

We've been really good during lockdown but I've needed to see the optician for a while so I took the opportunity today to pop in. I've been seeing the same guy for well over thirty years and he's due to retire soon so I wanted to see him before he finished. My daughter was taken for her first vaccine this afternoon and therefore it was an ideal chance for me to get in for a checkup.

He did my eye test and then told me he had bad news for me.

I asked if I could see the results and he said "Probably not".

 

[Cleisthenes]

That is particularly terrible

e: Also, ban.

 

[MissChief]

That is particularly terrible

e: Also, ban.

Agreed.

 

[Ayahuasca]

 

[Curio]

We've been really good during lockdown but I've needed to see the optician for a while so I took the opportunity today to pop in. I've been seeing the same guy for well over thirty years and he's due to retire soon so I wanted to see him before he finished. My daughter was taken for her first vaccine this afternoon and therefore it was an ideal chance for me to get in for a checkup.

He did my eye test and then told me he had bad news for me.

I asked if I could see the results and he said "Probably not".

You need to disguise the feed line a little better. It shouldn't make it obvious there is a punch line coming from miles away. I'll give it a C-

 

[iamdjdz]

Tbh if your eyesight was that bad you couldn't read the results I'd be asking him to explain them to you.

 

[Puzzled]

You need to disguise the feed line a little better. It shouldn't make it obvious there is a punch line coming from miles away. I'll give it a C-

Maybe I'm not as quick as you guys but sometimes eye strain to see the punchline coming.

 

[montymint]

Oh Jeez Feek, at least have a pancake pun today!

 

[BUDFORCE]

We've been really good during lockdown but I've needed to see the optician for a while so I took the opportunity today to pop in. I've been seeing the same guy for well over thirty years and he's due to retire soon so I wanted to see him before he finished. My daughter was taken for her first vaccine this afternoon and therefore it was an ideal chance for me to get in for a checkup.

He did my eye test and then told me he had bad news for me.

I asked if I could see the results and he said "Probably not".

Why wouldn't he let you see the results?

 

[Randomface74]

get out

 

[Wizzfizz]

Braille-iant

 

[Hades]

Eye see what you did there!

 

[Illuminist]

Came to the thread to see what the spectacle was all about, but I have no eye dear

 

[robgmun]

Change his username to Pancake as punishment

 

[arc@css]

Braille-iant

 

[LoadsaMoney]

I laughed

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

The full stop in the thread title is arguably funnier than the content of the post.

 

[Inaharry]

Your jokes get cornea by the day....

 

[BowdonUK]

Tommy Cooper is born again!

 

[FoxEye]

Where's the punchline? Is this a joke thread? I'm so confused.