Badly explain what you do for a living.

[Bickaxe]

I send people to board vessels on behalf of Her Majesty.

My missus used to push ships over, then she got promoted and hit them with a hammer. Then she got promoted again and now she tells people how to do this effectively.

 

[MouthBoy]

I supply products and services to customers so that they can provide and serve their customers in return.

 

[Feek]

I sit here all day waiting for the phone to ring and when it does, I get people off the line as quickly as I can so that other people can ring and I can get them off as quickly as possible.

 

[godinman]

I sit here all day waiting for the phone to ring and when it does, I get people off the line as quickly as I can so that other people can ring and I can get them off as quickly as possible.

I think I know what you do.

 

[NoobCannon]

I fix things for people to crash into and people on 2 wheels to ignore

 

[godinman]

@godinman





I think we work in the same field. Or shed. LOL.

Quite possibly!

 

[dlockers]

I think I know what you do.

mind > gutter

 

[m4rmite]

I make sure you all stay safe from gas leaks.

That's as vague as i can get.

 

[dlockers]

I make sure you all stay safe from gas leaks.

That's as vague as i can get.

Keep us safe from decomposed dinosaur fumes?

 

[Yas786]

I sit in an office or should I say used to but now work from home. I used to travel a lot securing contracts etc with clients from all over the world.
Basically I charge them a shedload of money to do things for them but in reality all I do is tell others what they need to do. And I get paid for it handsomely and give the leftovers to the people I tell what to do.

 

[Freefaller]

I imagine better things and share them with people.

 

[badgeruk]

I make things.

 

[taB]

Sell a harmful, addictive drug perfectly legally on the high street.

 

[cyber69]

I fix simple things that people could do but don’t want to because it’s under warranty

 

[Hyburnate]

Sell a harmful, addictive drug perfectly legally on the high street.

Found the coffee salesman

 

[ahar]

I take people's watches and then charge them to know the time

 

[m4rmite]

Keep us safe from decomposed dinosaur fumes?

When your house explodes no one blames the dinosaurs.

 

[Ceryndrion]

I try to apologise for other peoples mistakes while taking abuse from people who dont know what they are talking about in the first place.

 

[dlockers]

Every 2 weeks I fill out a time sheet and I need to book just the right amount of time over enough codes to go unnoticed

 

[SpeedFreak]

I take the complex and dumb it down so that people paid ten times more than me can understand it.