Badly explain what you do for a living.

[Scougar]

You need to stop that and start writing things that will keep you employed for as long as you wish.

I'm wouldn't be doing my job properly if that were the case.

 

[arknor]

I sit at a screen and type things

 

[MikeTimbers]

Big 4 consulting?

independent but ex-accenture, ex-Capgemini, ex-Deloitte Digital

I also draw little pictures of boxes and lines to explain very complex things to management

 

[Lopéz]

I translate between the people who need code and people who write code.

I also do this

 

[McBain]

I do websites.

 

[MatsyLR]

I talk to the general public (kill me now)

 

[{SAS}TB]

I sell people, by the hour or the day to clients who need their services. I charge them a lot more money than I pay the people I'm selling

 

[BananaDunka]

I frame people before shooting them.

 

[floatindolphin]

I strap cameras to actors faces then turn them into cartoons

 

[lookitsjonno]

I code stuff that will probably end up in the bin when the project hits the fan

 

[FortuitousFluke]

I over complicate the act of purchasing things to the point where people actively try to avoid talking to me.

 

[Reality|Bites]

I add water to flour, stir it a bit then shove it in a really hot box

 

[Rannoch]

Nowt

 

[Reality|Bites]

you work for hovis?

 

[dlockers]

I add water to flour, stir it a bit then shove it in a really hot box

you work for hovis?

Did you....never mind

 

[Reality|Bites]

funnier in your head huh
I get you lol.

 

[adolf hamster]

I over complicate the act of purchasing things to the point where people actively try to avoid talking to me.

you either are, or would get along with, our purchasing department then

do you also go on holiday without setting out of office replies?

 

[Reality|Bites]

he works in pc world

 

[Blackjack Davy]

I maintain people in the style to which they've become accustomed, or not if I can get away with it and they aren't looking.

 

[Reality|Bites]

loans manager at a bank?