**OcUK FACTS Thread**

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Right, following on from SeanyK's will or won't I, am I a pussy or a REAL MAN thread, I think it's been established that a barrage of FACTS is one of the fastest ways to a womans yoo-hoo.

So, I challenge you all to

a) Post some FASCINATING FACTS

(and most importantly)

b) Post your stories of utilising said FACTS on members of the opposite sex.

I'll start.

A real FACT master will tailor his facts towards the target audience, hence why when in Walkabout in the weekend, the first FACT to be used was

"Did you know that there are more wild camels in Australia than in Africa?"

No I hear you say, but this is 100% FACT!

Other animal related ones are

"Did you know that a hummingbird could fit inside an ostrich's eye?"

"If monkeys eat too many unripe bananas, their eyes & tongue turn green"

"A blind chameleon will still change colour to match its surroundings"

"The positioning of a donkeys eyes enable it to see all four legs at one time"

Following up a FACT with a HIGH-FIVE literally leaves the (un)fortunate girl at your mercy, so exercise this knowledge wisely, with GREAT FACTS comes great responsiblity. FACT.
 

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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate...

and that is why the sea is salty.
 

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You may lead a cow upstairs, but not back down

Dogs can't look up

edit: a biological one for you:

if you pour alcohol into your ass, it gets your drunk quicker.
 
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Hmmm - I call shennanigans on a number of these aforementioned, so-called, pre-packed, fat-free facts.

A real FactFinder™ (of at least the rank of Lieutenant) posts indisputable facts.
 
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Here's another one,

"India has more post offices than any other country in the world" - FACT!

Borris said:
Hmmm - I call shennanigans on a number of these aforementioned, so-called, pre-packed, fat-free facts.
Accuracy is not that important though, merely conviction. FACT

*touches*
 

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suicidle_tramp said:
I wonder how that last one was ever found out Sic. Did people randomly started pouring alcohol into the asses?

maybe someone was just curious. maybe someone didnt know it was going to do that.
 

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ooh ooh!!

One horse has exactly ONE horse power, but one donkey has a donkey power, which is better.
 
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