Violent Ex-Girlfriend

Borris · 31 Mar 2006 at 14:33

Matblack said:
Needless to say some of Mr Razur's posts do go over my head, I only just worked out what 'banging chowns' means

Poor chap.

Why does he need banging anyway?

Sic · 31 Mar 2006 at 14:35

Matblack said:
I always thought a booty call was something very different to what it actually is, I'm old and easily confused.

Needless to say some of Mr Razur's posts do go over my head, I only just worked out what 'banging chowns' means

MB

haha, if needs be, i'll do my best to interpret.

booty call (n.) a call, which one makes to a member of the opposite/same sex depending on sexual preference, soliciting sexual relations. no money exchanges hands during a "booty call"

(v.) to make a call, soliciting sexual relations. "dang dawg, i gon' giv dat shawtay a booty call fo sho'!"

banging chowns (n.pl) a veritable bounty of musical interludes which are aurally pleasing to the proclaimer of the phrase "what-o jeeves, those Brandenburg Concertos are a bevy of banging chowns". not to be confused with "banging clowns". this is something entirely different.

^TANK^ · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:30

Kanye said:
Guys, you can call me all the names under the sun, but when she offered me it i was slightly drunk and any man who would have turned it down is gay.

"any man who would have turned it down is gay" :rolleyes:

. no there not gay there gentlemen something you really need to brush up on, grow up :mad:

!!!

Bar · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:41

any man who would have turned it down is gay" . no there not gay there gentlemen something you really need to brush up on, grow up !!!

Hate doing this but it just has to be done... its they're or they are

*breathes* Sorry about that - apart from that I agree with you fully.

Borris · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:43

Bar said:
Hate doing this but it just has to be done... its they're or they are

GHEY.

</Shaun of the Dead>

^TANK^ · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:47

Bar said:
Hate doing this but it just has to be done... its they're or they are

*breathes* Sorry about that - apart from that I agree with you fully.

my spelling is not your concern but im glad you got my point

Bar · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:48

your spelling was perfect

^TANK^ · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:49

Bar said:
your spelling was perfect

Borris · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:53

Bar said:
Hate doing this, but it just has to be done... it's they're or they are

*breathes* Sorry about that - apart from that , I agree with you fully.

See me after class.

Grammar Nazis - There's always one worse than you.

wannabedamned · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:55

Borris said:
See me after class.

Grammar Nazis - There's always one worse than you.

lmao, pedantic but funny.

Bar · 31 Mar 2006 at 15:57

It was not a go at grammar - it was the use of the wrong word.

Lots of people seem to be misusing it these days. So ner ner

(My grammar and spelling have always been horrendous)

Desmo · 31 Mar 2006 at 16:03

jezsoup said:
You remind me of my dad... thats not a good thing

Yeah it is, I'd have MB as a dad any day of the week

Neoni · 31 Mar 2006 at 16:04

Kanye said:
well if <16 yr olds drink wine and have sex then i guess im guilty along with millions of other blokes!

U need to get out more lol

you need to keep your **** in your trousers thats what.

Matblack · 31 Mar 2006 at 16:12

Desmo said:
Yeah it is, I'd have MB as a dad any day of the week

I've heard of underage sex, but I would have needed to be giving out the 'sexin and have given your mum 'one for the road' at the age of 3 to pull that off :eek:

Thanks for the compliment though

MB

Borris · 31 Mar 2006 at 16:30

Bar said:
It was not a go at grammar - it was the use of the wrong word.

Go do that Voodoo that you do so well.

there, not they're.

mutters · 31 Mar 2006 at 16:48

SEXIN'

Kanye · 5 Apr 2006 at 16:18

Guys, quick update.

Im off out tonight on the razz. I know she is out tonight so if anything is goin to kick off, tonight will be the night...

Im hopeing she has learned her lesson but you never know... she is blonde after all.

Im really hopeing i dont end up in bed with her, because after a beer or 12, anythings possible right? Will power goes right out the window :|

Wish me luck guys!

Tru · 5 Apr 2006 at 16:19

Happy humpin' soldier.

G|mp · 5 Apr 2006 at 16:20

No your a fool

WantoN · 5 Apr 2006 at 16:27

Meh, you reap what you sow. Report her if you want, but don't make out you're an innocent in all this.

Ant :cool: