17:14....it's joke time.

Soldato
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Shamelessly stolen from another forum but I found it hilarious :p...

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin
was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the
large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly,one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a
gynaecologist"...
 
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Too predictable. Seems like an adaptation of a Red Dwarf joke...


The crew are celebrating the anniversary of Rimmer's death
Lister: And for this very special occasion, I have baked a cake.
Holly: What's that, then?
Lister: It's shaped like a spanner, Holly, because he was a technician.
Holly: That's very apt, that is. If he'd have been a postman, you would have baked it in the shape of an envelope, I suppose?
Lister: Yeah.
Holly: Gordon Bennet. It's lucky he's not a gynecologist.
 
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