I need quotes from the Mighty Boosh series 1!
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My favourites from the episodes I've seen so far:
Vince Noir: C'mon, Howard, let's get out of here.
Howard Moon: Stop tugging at my mink!
Vince Noir: Mink? That's a bit off, isn't it? You're supposed to be a zookeeper.
Howard Moon: Yeah, well, it's a different law in the tundra, Vince. It's kill or be killed.
Vince Noir: What, by a mink?
Howard Moon: They get very big out here.
[gesturing at floor-length mink coat]
Howard Moon: This whole thing is just one mink.
Vince Noir: That's not right. I know, I read a pamphlet.
Howard Moon: So? I once glanced at a hedge. What's your point?
Vince Noir: "What was that? You jack of clubs! I said could you help me, not blow dust in my eyes!"
Those two made me laugh my arse off quite literally.
Vince Noir: C'mon, Howard, let's get out of here.
Howard Moon: Stop tugging at my mink!
Vince Noir: Mink? That's a bit off, isn't it? You're supposed to be a zookeeper.
Howard Moon: Yeah, well, it's a different law in the tundra, Vince. It's kill or be killed.
Vince Noir: What, by a mink?
Howard Moon: They get very big out here.
[gesturing at floor-length mink coat]
Howard Moon: This whole thing is just one mink.
Vince Noir: That's not right. I know, I read a pamphlet.
Howard Moon: So? I once glanced at a hedge. What's your point?
Vince Noir: "What was that? You jack of clubs! I said could you help me, not blow dust in my eyes!"
Those two made me laugh my arse off quite literally.
My fave, had me on the floor with tears streaming down my face:
Howard sitting at a table with a bunch of Arctic monsters...
Beast: You will eat with us.
*Another beast sitting next to Howard throws up on a plate*
Howard: I'm really not that hungry.
Beast: We shall be offended if you do not eat.
Howard: Well I suppose I could manage a bit.
*Scoops up some sick and nibbles on it... as a trolley of food is brought in*
Beast: Ah, sandwiches, my favourite. Someone clean this sick away.
Howard sitting at a table with a bunch of Arctic monsters...
Beast: You will eat with us.
*Another beast sitting next to Howard throws up on a plate*
Howard: I'm really not that hungry.
Beast: We shall be offended if you do not eat.
Howard: Well I suppose I could manage a bit.
*Scoops up some sick and nibbles on it... as a trolley of food is brought in*
Beast: Ah, sandwiches, my favourite. Someone clean this sick away.
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"Cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
I try to be discrete"
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
I try to be discrete"
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hmmmmm
2nd series you mcfool
m3csl2004 said:
2nd series you mcfool