E3, Backstage.

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"Hi im Tory, im here with Matt, the awesome producer of Viva Piniata, possibly the coolest game i've personnlieyy seen for the xbox! So, Matt how have things been going with Viva Piniata?"

"Hey haven't i seen you before!?"

"Uh....! huh....! nooo! Im, like, a games journo from microsoft, im here to cover Viva Piniata! The most exiting, non-gender biased title aimed at young children and their mothers, uh duhh!"

"No! I have! You were in that flick. Dang, errr? College....something, Sorority Sleepover? dang i can't quite remember"

"errr, like, no! I'm, like, a serious journalation-ist, covering the latest cool game Viva Pniniata! For microsoft"

"No no! im sure it was you, you've got this cute mole right....errr" [slap]

"hey jerk you touch you buy! I...errr i mean errrr, this has been Tori, your hard hitting Jurmonist in association....."

"Hey theres that chick from Horny teen humps my dad 4"

"Run Tori!!!"

"She talks to herself too"



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Okay, but did anyone else feel a bit like that when watching the backstage pass stuff?

I mean firstly women like that do not play games, they are too dumb to be actors so they are deffo in porn. Secondly, have you EVER seen nerds so afraid!!! It was like..."awww hell shes got boobs! its a girl, ah hell! What was the game....errrr Viva errrr BOOBS OMG tiny shorts.!!!! Help!"

It was about all they could do not to poo themselves on camera! I found it very entertaining. I hope next year they come back naked. Then i might even pay :)
 
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lol point out the ones who play games and the ones who pretend for the cameras.lol

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