[Set Scene]
Road - A470; Cardiff Bound
Time - 15:30pm
Weather - Sunny, Slight NE wind!
[/Scene Set]
I've been behind this stupid paxo maxo with gay lord lexus lights for ages and she..........yes SHE wont pull over.
We've been through a couple of sets of lights and now its just me and her..........i'm not pushing her, i'm keeping my distance, but she's still not moving.
Red light ahead, she stays in the fast lane,............I go on her inside.
Shes carrying two passengers.....one is her mother (who has like one front tooth!)....coming from the Welsh valleys, she obviously cant afford dental care after being hit in the face with a shovel in the local pub brawl.....
The other passenger,.......her no more than 2 year old baby!!
The lights change.......she slips her clutch and lets her 'cherry bomb' make her patheitc 1600cc sound like...............a pathetic 1600cc!......I let her go.....then, the fun starts......I wind the turbo round on the CDTi and let the torque do the rest........into 2nd quick to regain Max torque and i'm already half a car ahead...her mother spits, sorry, shouts something out of the window (maybe something about 'am I a dentist'?...who knows)...
I'm into third, revs drop back down to 1800rpm and max torque...BOOM, black smoke in your face you chav....see if you can catch me now!
Meh! end of rant..........why bother.?? Firstly, your a chav, secondly your a woman, thridly you're at least 60bhp down on me and god knows how much more in torque, but no doubt you'll be telling your mates at 'pub creche' that you 'had me'...............
Road - A470; Cardiff Bound
Time - 15:30pm
Weather - Sunny, Slight NE wind!
[/Scene Set]
I've been behind this stupid paxo maxo with gay lord lexus lights for ages and she..........yes SHE wont pull over.
We've been through a couple of sets of lights and now its just me and her..........i'm not pushing her, i'm keeping my distance, but she's still not moving.
Red light ahead, she stays in the fast lane,............I go on her inside.
Shes carrying two passengers.....one is her mother (who has like one front tooth!)....coming from the Welsh valleys, she obviously cant afford dental care after being hit in the face with a shovel in the local pub brawl.....
The other passenger,.......her no more than 2 year old baby!!
The lights change.......she slips her clutch and lets her 'cherry bomb' make her patheitc 1600cc sound like...............a pathetic 1600cc!......I let her go.....then, the fun starts......I wind the turbo round on the CDTi and let the torque do the rest........into 2nd quick to regain Max torque and i'm already half a car ahead...her mother spits, sorry, shouts something out of the window (maybe something about 'am I a dentist'?...who knows)...
I'm into third, revs drop back down to 1800rpm and max torque...BOOM, black smoke in your face you chav....see if you can catch me now!
Meh! end of rant..........why bother.?? Firstly, your a chav, secondly your a woman, thridly you're at least 60bhp down on me and god knows how much more in torque, but no doubt you'll be telling your mates at 'pub creche' that you 'had me'...............