CAN YOU BUY A MONKEY???

Beansprout · 16 May 2006 at 13:57

Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.

Neoni · 16 May 2006 at 13:58

bloodline76 said:
Well to answer your questions.
1 - I have a spare room and its a double.
2 - I would get it organic foods - they do some nice yogurts.
3 - I have a computer so he can play that and when i get home we can climb trees
4 - I am a very calm person so I think i will be able to control his inner rage
5 - Better that i look after it, someone who will care for it than someone who will experiment on it.

its either you was born in a cave somewhere, and have no clue about the care of a monkey, or your being daft?

Neoni · 16 May 2006 at 13:58

SexyBetty said:
Not so much anger, just lots of :/

yes i do agree.... "i'll give it one for the road" - :/

Matblack · 16 May 2006 at 13:58

Neon said:
its either you was born in a cave somewhere, and have no clue about the care of a monkey, or your being daft?

I think we now know quite catagorically he is being facious

MB

therandom · 16 May 2006 at 13:59

Neon said:
its either you was born in a cave somewhere, and have no clue about the care of a monkey, or your being daft?

Please stop, you're only embarrassing yourself.

Zefan · 16 May 2006 at 13:59

Beansprout said:
Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.

GROAN

Hedge · 16 May 2006 at 14:02

The OP can give a monkey a good life.

Lots of monkeys live in the wild without things like pot noodles and xbox. they can only dream of the life that bloodline can offer.

good luck on getting a monkey, and when you do. get an organ to play too

Neoni · 16 May 2006 at 14:03

therandom said:
Please stop, you're only embarrassing yourself.

look i know ive posted some stupid thread, but meh.

anyways think the most famous monkey is "Bubbles?"

shame his owner turned into looking like a gorilla.

Nana · 16 May 2006 at 14:04

Beansprout said:
Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.

I couldn't give a monkeys, but at least this thread cost him peanuts.

It's making me go ape.

bloodline76 · 16 May 2006 at 14:06

I have no intention of angering people. I have just always wanted a monkey and was wondering how to buy one thats all.

You shouldnt really judge me on how i would treat it though as you dont know me. I might be the best monkey carer on the planet.

I am very serious about having a monkey as a pet and looking after it properly.

Do they do leather jackets for monkeys? And can I have the name of the shop that sold you those monket rollerskates?

SexyBetty · 16 May 2006 at 14:07

bloodline76 said:
Do they do leather jackets for monkeys? And can I have the name of the shop that sold you those monkey rollerskates?

/backs out of thread

weeble · 16 May 2006 at 14:08

bloodline76 said:
Well to answer your questions.
1 - I have a spare room and its a double.
2 - I would get it organic foods - they do some nice yogurts.
3 - I have a computer so he can play that and when i get home we can climb trees
4 - I am a very calm person so I think i will be able to control his inner rage
5 - Better that i look after it, someone who will care for it than someone who will experiment on it.

You really have no idea how to care for a wild animal. Primates are not solitary creatures for a start. Nor does it seem you're creating the correct environment. Do you have an acre plus of land that you will cover?

Typically, these monkeys are wild caught, usually trapped. Then they're either exploited for the tourists or exported in terrible conditions. Those that survive the exportation to another country get put in an alien environment. Personally, I'd hate to be treated like that and hope this thread is a joke.

POB · 16 May 2006 at 14:09

5 ******

Having a helper monkey would be great but not really fair on the monkey.

converse_uprise · 16 May 2006 at 14:09

Have 5 stars, i'm in stitches

Bennah · 16 May 2006 at 14:10

Beansprout said:
Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.

Nana · 16 May 2006 at 14:10

POB said:
5 ******

Having a helper monkey would be great but not really fair on the monkey.

monkey butler from the simpsons... mm

Matblack · 16 May 2006 at 14:11

Does anyone know where I can buy a slave? I'm in need of domestic assistance but do hot have the money for an ongoing wage, just a lump sum for paying a slave vendor.

MB

squiffy · 16 May 2006 at 14:12

Neon said:
look i know ive posted some stupid thread, but meh.

anyways think the most famous monkey is "Bubbles?"

shame his owner turned into looking like a gorilla.

Chimps aren't monkeys.

PikeyPriest · 16 May 2006 at 14:16

bloodline76 said:
Well to answer your questions.
1 - I have a spare room and its a double.
2 - I would get it organic foods - they do some nice yogurts.
3 - I have a computer so he can play that and when i get home we can climb trees
4 - I am a very calm person so I think i will be able to control his inner rage
5 - Better that i look after it, someone who will care for it than someone who will experiment on it.

But if you lend it to me i can see if it has yellow or purple brain goo....

I have this vision of the monkey playing donkey kong while your out

fatiain · 16 May 2006 at 14:16

Matblack said:
Does anyone know where I can buy a slave? I'm in need of domestic assistance but do hot have the money for an ongoing wage, just a lump sum for paying a slave vendor.

MB

Give me 24 cans of Stella and I'm yours.