Man of Honour
Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.
bloodline76 said:Well to answer your questions.
1 - I have a spare room and its a double.
2 - I would get it organic foods - they do some nice yogurts.
3 - I have a computer so he can play that and when i get home we can climb trees
4 - I am a very calm person so I think i will be able to control his inner rage
5 - Better that i look after it, someone who will care for it than someone who will experiment on it.
SexyBetty said:Not so much anger, just lots of :/
Neon said:its either you was born in a cave somewhere, and have no clue about the care of a monkey, or your being daft?
Neon said:its either you was born in a cave somewhere, and have no clue about the care of a monkey, or your being daft?
Beansprout said:Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.
therandom said:Please stop, you're only embarrassing yourself.
I couldn't give a monkeys, but at least this thread cost him peanuts.Beansprout said:Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.
bloodline76 said:Do they do leather jackets for monkeys? And can I have the name of the shop that sold you those monkey rollerskates?
bloodline76 said:Well to answer your questions.
1 - I have a spare room and its a double.
2 - I would get it organic foods - they do some nice yogurts.
3 - I have a computer so he can play that and when i get home we can climb trees
4 - I am a very calm person so I think i will be able to control his inner rage
5 - Better that i look after it, someone who will care for it than someone who will experiment on it.
Beansprout said:Quit monkeying around. The OP is clearly bananas.
monkey butler from the simpsons... mmPOB said:5 ******
Having a helper monkey would be great but not really fair on the monkey.
Neon said:look i know ive posted some stupid thread, but meh.
anyways think the most famous monkey is "Bubbles?"
shame his owner turned into looking like a gorilla.
bloodline76 said:Well to answer your questions.
1 - I have a spare room and its a double.
2 - I would get it organic foods - they do some nice yogurts.
3 - I have a computer so he can play that and when i get home we can climb trees
4 - I am a very calm person so I think i will be able to control his inner rage
5 - Better that i look after it, someone who will care for it than someone who will experiment on it.
Give me 24 cans of Stella and I'm yours.Matblack said:Does anyone know where I can buy a slave? I'm in need of domestic assistance but do hot have the money for an ongoing wage, just a lump sum for paying a slave vendor.
MB