Man of Honour
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Man of Honour
When I was at hospital a while ago a scally lad was admitted after a heavy session with the white lightening. He fell asleep and in view of everybody else started to touch himself! hahahah! 
Awesome! Cheers 
Soldato
I find sleep makes me do weird things lol
Sometimes if im stressed at work , i will wake up in the middle of the night thinking about whether or not i remembered to order something important for a job, or if im obsessed with counter strike i will dream that i was playing it all through the morning and that i'd had no sleep whatsoever,
Completely different to what you explained lol
BUT
Sometimes if im stressed at work , i will wake up in the middle of the night thinking about whether or not i remembered to order something important for a job, or if im obsessed with counter strike i will dream that i was playing it all through the morning and that i'd had no sleep whatsoever,
Completely different to what you explained lol
BUT
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My sister goes on the internet on her phone and racks up a £50 phone bill for a 3 hour session whilst she is asleep 
Soldato
I once woke up and found one of my speakers which is suppose to be on the windowsill one the other side of my bed on the floor , including the cable all in a bunch which is wierd because it goes around the back on the TV, cabinets and my desk! 
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I once had a dream that I was in a fight and headbutted someone - I woke up as my forehead connected with the back of my GF's head for the third time!
Aod said:can't say that i've ever been sleepwalking, but i have (legendarily) had very complicated conversations with people, ranging from Protein synthesis to Thermionic emission.
of course, with no recollection of it afterwards either.
I feel very sorry for them have to listen to a conversation on protein biosynthesis
Soldato
made a sandwich & ate it whilst having a conversation with my mum...
I once had a dream cant remeber the details, about someone I know, when I woke up, I had put on a pair of trousers that they had given me.
Somehow in my sleep, I had retrieved them from the bottom of my wardrobe, changed in to them and got back in to bed.
My god it took me a while to work out what the hell had happened in the morning.
Somehow in my sleep, I had retrieved them from the bottom of my wardrobe, changed in to them and got back in to bed.
My god it took me a while to work out what the hell had happened in the morning.
a mate of mine feel asleep one night when we was out having a fire and drinking and what not, when we checked on him he had his hand down his pants and a massive grin on his face.
and when my uncle got the first tomb raider game back when they were first release he was playing them so much that he would constantly dream he was playing it and where to go etc
and when my uncle got the first tomb raider game back when they were first release he was playing them so much that he would constantly dream he was playing it and where to go etc
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Nothing like that, but i have put my earphones in and played music in my sleep, which is lame because i keep it loud, which duly wakes me up at stupid times in the morning.
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Soldato
[edit] Beaten to it. I'll let you off, only because your comic strip thread rox0rs
Hmm now where do i begin.
Woke up infront of the tv downstairs.
Woken up half way down the stairs (that freaked me out)
Woken up in my bros bed before (s'ok he wasnt at home at the time) - Whats funny about this, was that his room was covered in stuff. i mean not one bit of floor visible. Included in the mess was some sharp badly cut alluminium ready to take my foot off.
Walked into my mums room before, turned the light on and muttered "im hungry" Proceeded back to bed after that.
Oh and apparently i told the mrs to get out of bed cos she was taking up too much room - felt really bad about that in the morning, as i had no idea
Thats about it for me...
Woodsy
Woke up infront of the tv downstairs.
Woken up half way down the stairs (that freaked me out)
Woken up in my bros bed before (s'ok he wasnt at home at the time) - Whats funny about this, was that his room was covered in stuff. i mean not one bit of floor visible. Included in the mess was some sharp badly cut alluminium ready to take my foot off.
Walked into my mums room before, turned the light on and muttered "im hungry" Proceeded back to bed after that.
Oh and apparently i told the mrs to get out of bed cos she was taking up too much room - felt really bad about that in the morning, as i had no idea
Thats about it for me...
Woodsy
woodsy2k said:Oh and apparently i told the mrs to get out of bed cos she was taking up too much room - felt really bad about that in the morning, as i had no idea
I always do similar things to my missus... She gets really offended by them and I have to try and reassure her that I was asleep at the time! I've tried to push her out of bed before in my sleep and have had shouted at her etc:O
I've been doing something weird the last couple weeks as well. I've been waking up at exactly 6.20am every morning. I wake up, roll over, look at the clock and its 6.20am... Its really annoying, especially when I don't have to be out of bed before 7.30.
Yup same here mate. Not quite as exact as 20 past the hour, but i certainly seem to wake up about 2 hours before i need to 
It's really anoying, as people sleep in 4 hour blocks. So waking up after just two makes me really tired - more so than if i just stayed awake at 6ish.
Fortunatly, I have only told the mrs to get out of bed once
However, have woken her up before by.............erm............. Letting one go? Hmmmmm,
Woodsy
It's really anoying, as people sleep in 4 hour blocks. So waking up after just two makes me really tired - more so than if i just stayed awake at 6ish.Fortunatly, I have only told the mrs to get out of bed once
However, have woken her up before by.............erm............. Letting one go? Hmmmmm,
Woodsy