Sunday Joke

laissez-faire · 4 Jun 2006 at 13:50

A director was in his office and he had a pile of unopened CVs on his desk from applicants. As his secretary walked in he randomly picked up an envelope containing an unread CV and tossed it in the bin. When his secretary asked him what the hell he was doing he simply said 'well we don't want someone unlucky working for us - do we?'

MaxPower · 4 Jun 2006 at 13:55

Hang your head in shame!

Greenlizard0 · 4 Jun 2006 at 13:57

That's not even a joke...boo..

G-MAN2004 · 4 Jun 2006 at 14:07

Either i don't get it or it's not funny

Anyway,

ArmoVanBuuren · 4 Jun 2006 at 14:10

Funny about 5 years ago, but coincidently my uncle told me the same joke on wednesday night, must be from the same old school.

G-MAN2004 · 4 Jun 2006 at 14:27

I still don't get it :confused:

I'm more into the silly jokes lol

Why do Elephants wear yellow shoes?

So they can hide upside down in custard

SiD the Turtle · 4 Jun 2006 at 14:29

I dont get it.
I dont get it.

I. dooon't. get it.

Majago · 4 Jun 2006 at 14:33

I liked it

Grrrrr · 4 Jun 2006 at 14:52

What is there not to get? I thought it was pretty funny

axe · 4 Jun 2006 at 14:56

Was ok .. but the people who dint get it should be the ones hanging there heads in shame

KizZ · 4 Jun 2006 at 15:05

Not bad

comp builder · 4 Jun 2006 at 15:51

i only know one clean joke so ere it is
what do frogs drink.................. croak-a-cola
lol

Haircut · 4 Jun 2006 at 15:57

comp builder said:
i only know one clean joke so ere it is
what do frogs drink.................. croak-a-cola
lol

Where?

The Pat · 4 Jun 2006 at 16:12

So far haven't found any to be funny. The first one got a smile, more because it is clever rather than funny.

monkeypants · 4 Jun 2006 at 16:27

What happened when the Oscar statue was eaten by a skunk?

He won the Smellston Award!

Why did the Mexican puff pepper up the mastodon's nozzle?

Because he thought it was a prehistoric baguette!

What do you call a monkey with mustard on his hands?

Poupon 7!

A[L]C · 4 Jun 2006 at 16:34

monkeypants said:
What happened when the Oscar statue was eaten by a skunk?

He won the Smellston Award!

Why did the Mexican puff pepper up the mastodon's nozzle?

Because he thought it was a prehistoric baguette!

What do you call a monkey with mustard on his hands?

Poupon 7!

i didnt get any of them

the_brainaic · 4 Jun 2006 at 16:41

Check monkeypants' other posts - they're all the same, random, non-funny jokes. He should be shot in the name of good taste.

G-MAN2004 · 4 Jun 2006 at 16:44

Can someone explain the first to me please :confused:

lol

RandomTom · 4 Jun 2006 at 16:45

A[L]C said:
i didnt get any of them

trust me; they do not have rational answers, he thinks them up in his head and uses an answer to a different made up joke. The Monkey Pants Code.