Lottery

[Vonhelmet]

me

Case closed, your honour.

 

[Red and White]

The House always wins.

unless when that perfect hand come along you bet big, then you take the house

 

[Belmit]

The odds of you being hit by a city smasher meteor during your life time (ie, a meteor big enough to obiliterate around quarter of a million people) is around 750: 1.

So... twenty times more likely than getting testicular cancer? Think of all that time I wasted checking my balls when I should have been digging a bunker.

 

[Marius]

So... twenty times more likely than getting testicular cancer? Think of all that time I wasted checking my balls when I should have been digging a bunker.

Yeah, or building a satellite with thermonuclear weapons

 

[Red and White]

So... twenty times more likely than getting testicular cancer? Think of all that time I wasted checking my balls when I should have been digging a bunker.

LMFAO

 

[el_dazza]

, if your going to gamble at least play something like blackjack or some fruit machine

Because you get great odds and payouts from fruities dont you

 

[Sputnik II]

Because you get great odds and payouts from fruities dont you

Thats right! Just wondering how long it would take a fruit machine to spew out 4 million quid.

 

[el_dazza]

It's been done before..

Mind you, i saw a guy playing fruities at fleet services the other day, he must've got 200 quid out of it, made a right racket! I walked past, and on the screen it said "call attendant, we owe you £287.50". Jammy get

 

[georges]

I won a scratchcard on my one and only ticket on my 16th bday, just for being the 1000th person that hour or something Won a fiver off the scratchcard = winnor.

 

[Chronos-X]

Put it this way.

Can you imagine the winning lottery numbers being 01, 02, 03, 04, 05 and 06?

No? Well it has the same chance of that combination as any other. Good luck

 

[Red and White]

Put it this way.

Can you imagine the winning lottery numbers being 01, 02, 03, 04, 05 and 06?

No? Well it has the same chance of that combination as any other. Good luck

OMG those are my numbers

weird

 

[Wolf11]

I used to get quite a lot of £10 wins etc then a spate of nothing then I had 2 wins where I got about £1300 the first win, £1700 the next which was great ,although by the time I had shared it out with my family it wasnt a huge amount but at least I have still won more than I have spent ..but it was exciting as 5 numbers came up ,but then I got angry as one more would have meant retirement and super cars etc lol

 

[Takhisis]

I did it religiously for about 2 years and won about £20 - some of us are born unlucky; I couldn't win a raffle if I was the only one in it

I generally only do the euro now and only if its one of the stupidly high roll overs - at least then the lower prizes go up as well