johnson said:
I actually did make one up....
Which way do ants go?
anticlockwise
good eh
replacing the F word with truck ? (hopefully allowed) (my friend made this up so he claims, hes from Georgia. it made me cry with laughter when i first saw it)
Mr Smith went to his doctors to pick up his wifes test results,
the Doctor came out looking worried and said:
"we have a problem, we have two mrs smiths and we dont know which ones your wife, whats worse is that one has Elzhiemers and one has AIDS"
looking stunned, Mr Smith asked:
"how do i know which one my wife has?"
The Doctor replied:
"oh thats easy, drive her out 20 miles and leave her, if she comes home dont Truck her."