Just wait till their backside kicks into play - we'll see how nice they are.
I had an experience with my dog last night, which put me in a very angry mood. He was eating his bone upstairs, he then rushes downstairs for no good reason and I know he's up to something.
I walk downstairs into the dark living room to change the Sky channel and "squish" - hmm, that's an interesting texture under my shoe. So, I take the shoes off, clean it up and go up the stairs to flush it down the toilet - done.
Walk downstairs again and he's left two more presents at the bottom of the stairs. I go to get the toilet paper which is now in the living room and I find myself walking across a damp patch - that's right, the two presents left at the foot of the stairs, were not the only things little doggy provided in the short time that I was flushing the previous content down the toilet.
I know no one wanted to hear that and that no one cares - but I feel better for getting it out in the open.
Nice dog, by the way.