Major love bite related problem

AthlonTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:32

I'm lucky enough to have secured a hot chick to take to dinner tommorow night, however I woke up this morning and I'm covered in bloody love bites, any massively hot tips on how to get rid ASAP? They don't normally bother me, but in this case theres goin to be a major disaster when we get back to me flat tomorrow night - I can just see it comin.

Regards Tom

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:34

So you've got a hot chick for a date, yet you're already covered in love bites... sounds like you're already getting attention to me.

Either I'm missing the point or you need to explain this better.

RandomTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:35

is she the one that gave you the lovebites?

AthlonTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:36

RandomTom said:
is she the one that gave you the lovebites?

Unfortunatly not - hence the problem

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:36

Oh and may I be the FIRST to say

MUSTARD

meggy-vengeance · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:36

Make up, they are sooo easy to hide

SpicyDuck · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:37

Just lie and say you did it yourself. Yes, even the ones on your back.

Actually, say you used a vacuum cleaner.

AthlonTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:37

meggy-vengeance said:
Make up, they are sooo easy to hide

What like foundation or summit?

*scuffles off to bathroom*

Raymond Lin · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:37

make up

plaster

or just tell her the truth.

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:37

AthlonTom said:
Unfortunatly not - hence the problem

Ah in that case just keep the light dim and borrow a girly flat mates makeup maybe? By borrow I mean shamelessy steal.

normanthefarmer · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:39

or just say you have a rare skin infection, (make sure you mention the fact its not contagious to)

meggy-vengeance · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:39

AthlonTom said:
What like foundation or summit?

*scuffles off to bathroom*

Yes, it covers them really well..
OOOOR you could wear a scarf!

William · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:40

Nout you can do really.

cleanbluesky · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:42

AthlonTom said:
I'm lucky enough to have secured a hot chick to take to dinner tommorow night, however I woke up this morning and I'm covered in bloody love bites, any massively hot tips on how to get rid ASAP? They don't normally bother me, but in this case theres goin to be a major disaster when we get back to me flat tomorrow night - I can just see it comin.

Regards Tom

Welcome to Karma my friend... no help from me.

DAVEM · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:42

AthlonTom said:
I'm lucky enough to have secured a hot chick to take to dinner tommorow night, however I woke up this morning and I'm covered in bloody love bites, any massively hot tips on how to get rid ASAP? They don't normally bother me, but in this case theres goin to be a major disaster when we get back to me flat tomorrow night - I can just see it comin.

Regards Tom

Chop your neck off?

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:42

WARNING - MIRACLE CURE IMMINENT

Step 1 - Fetch hoover
Step 2 - Suck entire body
Step 3 - Pretend to have darker (Much darker) skin than you do
Step 4 - Nail her :cool:

cleanbluesky · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:42

normanthefarmer said:
or just say you have a rare skin infection, (make sure you mention the fact its not contagious to)

hahahah, because ladies love a skin infection!

233 · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:43

turn the lights off

or tell her you respect her too much to go all the way straight away NARF

AthlonTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:47

DAVEM said:
Chop your neck off?

Me neck aint the problem - got this both sides and on parts of my chest as well.

I have a sneaking suspision telling her I have a rare skin infection, while making her regard me as "special" may be in the wrong sense of the word

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:48

sormicoft said:
or tell her you respect her too much to go all the way straight away NARF

He's at uni, he'll never be able to pull that off.