Convince Dad To Let Us Get A Kitten

Bezinator · 23 Aug 2006 at 15:55

My mums wants a kitten and has done for a while, and my dads just plain NO without really explaining. He also gets everything like a new car, new sat nav system and new cd player for the car.

All my mum gets its a bucket of ironing...

Anything you lot can think of to let my mum get one??

Ta,
B

The_TailGunner · 23 Aug 2006 at 15:57

withhold sex

crystaline · 23 Aug 2006 at 15:59

Kell_ee001 · 23 Aug 2006 at 15:59

Without him explaining why it's hard to give suggestions about how to convince him otherwise

Borris · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:00

WS_TailGunner said:
withhold sex

Correct me if I'm wrong, but children witholding sex from their father's is pretty much par for the course these days.

I know!! PC gone mad :mad:

Van Hellseek · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:02

Bezinator said:
Anything you lot can think of to let my mum get one??

Divorce.

Grandmaster Fap! · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:04

Tell him kittens reduce the static fields in houses and any audio equip he gets will greatly benefit from it.

Rich_L · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:04

WS_TailGunner said:
withhold sex

Or in other words...

No Pussy = No Pussy

crystaline · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:04

get your mum go on ironing strike

Bitchplz · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:04

Blackmail works best in these situations.

Or tell your mum to threaten your dad that she will have an affair?

crystaline · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:05

Rich_L said:
Or in other words...

No Pussy = No Pussy

classic

233 · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:05

tell your mum to get her sh*ging clobber on and then when he's ready to burst tell him kitten or he's on hand shandys for a month

it works a treat my missus pulls that trick all the time

z0mbi3 · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:05

Is your dad the kind to kill a kitten? If not just get it and to hell with him (not litteraly of course, but in that cool movie sense of the word

)

Just get your mum to do the whole "everything I do" speech we've all heard before. In the end he'll say yes to make her happy.

Most people want a quiet life, and as you say he seems to get everything he wants.

edit:

Come on guys its his mum, show how well behaved GD can be

Serj · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:10

Bezinator said:
All my mum gets its a bucket of ironing...

The way it should be.

Quantic · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:14

Serj said:
The way it should be.

Mysogyny was sooo 2004! :rolleyes:

kitten_caboodle · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:17

crystaline said:
classic

kittens for the win \o/

ps.. crystaline- I made you a sig when I was bored the other night but you don't need it now

daven1986 · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:20

but they are sooooooooooooooooo cute

kitten_caboodle · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:22

daven1986 said:
but they are sooooooooooooooooo cute

troo

Puzzled · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:24

You can have my kitten if you want, damn thing is driving me nuts. Even the mother tries to hide from it!

Have you got any pets in the house? Perhaps introduce a mouse to the house, while your dads watching Tom & Jerry (not smoking!). I'm sure he'll get the idea.

The_TailGunner · 23 Aug 2006 at 16:26

Borris said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but children witholding sex from their father's is pretty much par for the course these days.

I know!! PC gone mad

you KNOW i meant the mum withold sex from the dad, you tart