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Some quality ideas http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/list/rejected?sort=date
Favourites so far:
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to suck a trife with a straw while swimming in treacle.
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Make 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' a National Holiday and give away free peg legs to those in need on this day
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to sing "We're Going To Hang Out The Washing On The Siegfried Line" through a megaphone while standing in a barrel of custard outside the Houses of Parliament
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Invade France.
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Ensure that mashed potatoes are 100% mashed potatoes, not like turnip or nowt.
Further details on this one are: Having endured many an underwhelming Sunday dinner [thats not lunch, but dinner] I decided that something has to be done to ensure that root vegetables are mashed in their own bowls and with their own integrity. Nobody should have to live with carrots in theit turnip or peas in their potatoes. I've heard about a splinter group that won't allow broccoli and cauliflower to be cooked in the same postcode but I'm not that radical. For God's sake, sign your name before it's too late .
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Favourites so far:
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to suck a trife with a straw while swimming in treacle.
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Make 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' a National Holiday and give away free peg legs to those in need on this day
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to sing "We're Going To Hang Out The Washing On The Siegfried Line" through a megaphone while standing in a barrel of custard outside the Houses of Parliament
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Invade France.
-We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Ensure that mashed potatoes are 100% mashed potatoes, not like turnip or nowt.
Further details on this one are: Having endured many an underwhelming Sunday dinner [thats not lunch, but dinner] I decided that something has to be done to ensure that root vegetables are mashed in their own bowls and with their own integrity. Nobody should have to live with carrots in theit turnip or peas in their potatoes. I've heard about a splinter group that won't allow broccoli and cauliflower to be cooked in the same postcode but I'm not that radical. For God's sake, sign your name before it's too late .
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