The Dylan of our time

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Dylan can write an amazing song when he wants to this is my fave:

Standing on the water, casting your bread
While the eyes of the idol with the iron head are glowing
Distant ships sailing into the mist
You were born with a snake in both of your fists while a hurricane was blowing
Freedom just around the corner for you
But with truth so far off, what good will it do.

Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman.

So swiftly the sun sets in the sky
You rise up and say goodbye to no one
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
Both of their futures, so full of dread, you don't show one
Shedding off one more layer of skin
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within.

Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman.

You're a man of the mountain, you can walk on the clouds
Manipulator of crowds, you're a dream twister
You're going to Sodom and Gomorrah
But what do you care ? Ain't nobody there would want marry your sister
Friend to the martyr, a friend to the woman of shame
You look into the fiery furnace, see the rich man without any name.

Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman.

Well, the Book of Leviticus and Deuteronomy
The law of the jungle and the sea are your only teachers
In the smoke of the twilight on a milk-white steed
Michelangeo indeed could've carved out your features
Resting in the fields, far from the turbulent space
Half asleep near the stars with a small dog licking your face.

Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman.

Well, the rifleman's stalking the sick and the lame
Preacherman seeks the same, who'll get there first is uncertain
Nightsticks and water cannons, tear gas, padlocks
Molotow cocktails and rocks behind every curtain
False-hearted judges dying in the webs that they spin
Only a matter of time 'til the night comes stepping in.

Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman.

It's a shadowy world, skies are slippery gray
A woman just gave birth to a prince today and dressed him in scarlet
He'll put the priest in his pocket, put the blade to the heat
Take the motherless children off the street
And place them at the feet of a harlot
Oh, Jokerman, you know what he wants
Oh, Jokerman, you don't show any response.

Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman.
 
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Roberta said:
I'm a lyrics person. I always want to know the story the singer is telling so listen very carefully!

I do love Spinal Tap and GLC because it's written humourously in a way some bands write seriously!

You really should be listening to The Macc Lads back catalogue if you want pure comedy gold.
 
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Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything in its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Right place

I've got two colours in my head
I've got two colours in my head
What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?
You have to wonder why people praise Radiohead for their lyrics sometimes.
 
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For "what did they just say?" lyrics I'd recommend Peaches

But avril lavigne - i can be your girlfriend has embarrasingky woeful lyrics .

Also Paolo nutini writes either like a primary school child or on an intellectual plane above me.
"I put some new shoes on"
 
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I got a pickax in the trunk of my car
I'll put it on the grinder to get it real sharp
There's an ugly green monster in my head
Won't leave me alone
Until you're dead

I called your house but you couldn't be reached
I took the D train to Brighton beach
You're doing the thing with a brand new man
Checking out the stars
Screwing on the sand

Kill you
Kill you
I'll ******* kill you

Second verse worse than the first

Took some steroids and adrenaline
Finlandia vodka and hallucinogens
Mixed it with blood and orange juice
Liquid protein and ice cubes
Staring down at your sweaty embraces
Put my tool right through your faces
Well buddy boy I hope you enjoyed her
Cause I'm an equal opportunity destroyer

Kill you
Kill you
I'll ******* kill you
 
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Lysander said:
I got a pickax in the trunk of my car
I'll put it on the grinder to get it real sharp
There's an ugly green monster in my head
Won't leave me alone
Until you're dead

I called your house but you couldn't be reached
I took the D train to Brighton beach
You're doing the thing with a brand new man
Checking out the stars
Screwing on the sand

Kill you
Kill you
I'll ******* kill you

Second verse worse than the first

Took some steroids and adrenaline
Finlandia vodka and hallucinogens
Mixed it with blood and orange juice
Liquid protein and ice cubes
Staring down at your sweaty embraces
Put my tool right through your faces
Well buddy boy I hope you enjoyed her
Cause I'm an equal opportunity destroyer

Kill you
Kill you
I'll ******* kill you

Type O?

I'll see that and raise you some Carcass:

Identifying the bodies which are decomposed, dismembered, skeletonised poses very serious problems. We've had many cases in this department where a body has been found in pieces, or decomposed, and we've been able to put things together. Yes, the head, the upper part of the body, in a very badly
decomposed state...

Excised and anatomised, deviscerated disarray
The torso diverged with pride
Deftly amputated, evulsed limbs now defunct
The trunk imbrued, tatty stumps used as lugs
For a chondrin puzzle so quaint
Head and body decollate
A heaving mass so quiescent...

Scattered and scrambled, your teasement grows
- A bloody caricature to make whole
A squirming grisly jigsaw, detrital fragments fit so snug
- That missing piece will leave you stumped
Totally desassembled, nicely sliced and diced
- A cold mannequin once resembled
Real cranium teaser, carved from flesh and bone
- So mystifying...

Battered and diffused, with placating blows
- A human jigsaw to make whole
A sequacious pattern which once fitted so snug
- Joining together each dubious lump
Ravaged disassembly, neatly cubed and diced
- A cold mannequin reassembled
Astute brain teaser, incorporate flesh and bone
So mortifying...

An incessant game - methodically made
With each cumulative piecing - of commensated meat...

Bi-manual reconstruction, eldritch problem complete
A convented effigy
A pathological toy, each chunk rigorously
Inter mortis locking, as you pathogenically rot
Such a perplexing task
To fit the remains in the casket
Uliginous mess so quiescent...

An incessant game - methodically made
With each cumulative piece - of commensated meat...

*n
 
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Ok, i gotta say I'm not a big fan of OCP, but this song is funny:

I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day
I tried to see a shrink to stop that ****
But there aint no ****in way
I stabed em, this nurse and his ****in cat
Stabbed em, stabbed em all like that!
I stab people I know, I stabbed alex my mannager
He was like what tha ****!
I stabbed em in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there
I dont care, I stab anybody anywere
I stabbed the mailman he was ******
He tried to mase me
Im too quick with the stab, come on come on chase me
I stabbed twiztid, jamie madrox, I stabbed em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh God damn em
I stab old people, old ladies, little kids, I dont give a ****
I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, hehe what
I stabbed pete rose, I stabbed em twice in his nipple Im violent j and I stab people

Maybe somebody can help me (4x)


I hope I covered up all the swear words properly = nearly
 
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