Bluebottle flies in my front room!

[Mr.Orb]

yep proded the fireplace and a load flew out! ................sick man sick!

Brick up the fireplace.

 

[Andri]

You can buy plug in insect killers, blue light electrocutors like you see in hotel kitchens.

You can even buy a battery powered electrocuting badminton-style raquet.

"Swipe"

"fzzzzzzzzzzzz"


Dead.

i have had a babminton style one... they are quite fun... but i tend to use it more on my brother.

 

[kempythe2nd]

woman at work next to me was given a talking flip flop fly swatter today. When you hit stuff it says "Gotcha". Buy one and use it.

 

[Carzy]

Ask this guy:

 

[silversurfer]

Make sure you put all the food away in sealed containers. Empty the bins every night no matter how full they are and make sure they cant be got at.
Wipe surfaces down, they must be feeding on something and you know how flys feed

 

[BenST]

You're a student aren't you? That'll explain it

 

[Sone]

You can buy plug in insect killers, blue light electrocutors like you see in hotel kitchens.

a guy from work left to sell ozone machines, if i was to belive his speil they are very impressive.

 

[DeFrEaTs]

Are you a zombie but don't know it?

Best question....ever!

 

[Darg]

*hugs everyone* It's threads like this that make my work fly by. I've had no internet in here the past two days. Just back now. yay!

 

[furnace]

yep proded the fireplace and a load flew out! ................sick man sick!

Eurgh, niiiice..! Was there something dead in there, or was dark+warm+moist=maggot nest?

I'd start a fire in there to kill it all off if I were you

 

[BenST]

Bird fly in to your chimney and die?

 

[geeza]

pictures needed. Even i didnt have a nest of maggots growing in my room over the past few years!

Though we did have a family of moths in our halls and a large colony of maggots under the bin bag in the kitchen we didnt move for a long time. Strange when the bin bag starts moving around on the floor!

 

[penski]

they live in France and the amount of flies they get in summer is crazy.

That's because the French don't wash.

*n

 

[_Jimlad_]

i killed 12 today all hovering by the window trying to get out

 

[BenST]

Where abouts in Southampton do you live?

 

[Archibald0]

yep proded the fireplace and a load flew out!

I guess Santa wont be coming this year

*sob*

 

[BenST]

Or maybe he came last year and got trapped and DieD!

 

[DeFrEaTs]

A bluebottle has been bugging me ALL day today flying into my office window. I finished work a while ago, cleared the desk and as I turned back around, there he was, dead as a dodo on my nice, clean desk. I decided to leave him there as a tribute to its annoyingness.

The end.

On a more serious note, most of the Windows in my place don't open and I get a lot of bluebottles here too :S