You'll never understand them mate!
Only yesterday i was just going home from the place we both work and she was just starting (my gf), she asked me to get her a doughnut from the shop down the road so I said "but you just walked past the shop that sells them and it didn't occur to you to get one but you expect me me to go out of my way to get you one?"
Big mistake because suddenly it's my fault Nothing to do with the fact that she was a metre or two from the shop less than 2 minutes ago.
If you want to think like a woman, don't make the most logical decision or even the complete polar opposite, pick a completely random one! (usually where you are completely blameless and any problems are your partners fault)
Only yesterday i was just going home from the place we both work and she was just starting (my gf), she asked me to get her a doughnut from the shop down the road so I said "but you just walked past the shop that sells them and it didn't occur to you to get one but you expect me me to go out of my way to get you one?"
Big mistake because suddenly it's my fault Nothing to do with the fact that she was a metre or two from the shop less than 2 minutes ago.
If you want to think like a woman, don't make the most logical decision or even the complete polar opposite, pick a completely random one! (usually where you are completely blameless and any problems are your partners fault)