I do have a photo of me with a tangerine in my mouth yanking on my ID card lanyard, if you're interested.
People *pay* for porn?
I met him for about 17 1/2 seconds at the Banbury Comic-con, he asked what the noise was outside, it was zombies.
I spent the rest of the day...
I'm on a Rammstein binge at the moment, the latest album on repeat! Interspersed with a bit of Lindemann.
Hoping that Covid clears off before...
I showed him out the bar at Harvey Nichols on my very first night shift there. He was very drunk.
RIP old dude. :(
Our local Aldi has had Christmas stuff in half an aisle for the last 3 weeks.
Yes, we've done about 4 tubs of £3.50 Heroes already.
According to IMDB, he was the reflexologist at Newcastle United FC.
I approve of this reference.
I was talking to a DS about his the other day, apparently one can use unreasonable and disproportionate force in the "castle defence" as long as...
Mostly, yes. :(
I'd have that in my house!
We never had anything like that!
Pah, it's elf n safety gone mad, I tell ya!
My metalwork teacher did go absolutely garrity at...
Looks fine to me.
I did that with the metalwork lathe at school, the chuck key bounced off the lathe bed and narrowly missed my face.
My dad was decorating my...
About 15 years ago, every night between 2 and 3 in the morning my mobile would ring from a withheld number.
When I answered, the bloke on the...
Do your own homework.
Kinder eggs are ruined for you as well...
For £100, I would've suplied the pizza as well! :D
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