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I must admit, being under the weather my usual sunny disposition has faded somewhat :(

I seldom disappoint. If there's a cheap quip to be made at someone else's expense, I'll be there. Like a turd that just won't flush. Floating around in your toilet bowl laughing at your incompetence.

"Probably" got the winning lottery numbers in there too.

If you have to ask questions like this then you probably shouldn't be anywhere near tenants. Or properties. Or money in general.

Oh dear, is your BTL biting you in the arse?

Should probably go to Specsavers m9

Surprised the usual EV fanbois aren't trying to shove a used Nissan Leaf down your throat, maybe they're learning :D Have you considered a used Nissan Leaf?

Bye

What the hell is with people ending conversations on the phone like this? Am I the only person thinking this is extremely disrespectful? When people do it to me I want to climb through the phone and bye bye them in their eyeballs :mad: Also, I know you were all wondering how long thread titles...

Bought.

Peugeot 306 diesel with the screw mod.

Absolutely 100% this. £3k is sadly bangernomics territory nowadays, you have a rather high chance of ending up with an absolute nail. If you insist however, make sure you do your due diligence.

Did you eat a clown or something today? Your humorous quips have managed to achieve quite the occasional chortle from me today :D

Bahahahahahahahaha Sit on it and swivel you cancerous parasite on society :D It's a small thing in the grand scheme of things but knowing I wasted a few months of his time and cost him £640 is a victory for me. I just wish he was here to see me rub it in his face constantly for being such a...

You're about 15 years behind, nobody uses any of that stuff anymore. Windows has it licked tbh.

Allow me to translate: "Hi everyone, I know I'm often seen as a bit dim on these boards but I'd still like to ask you some questions and not seem even thicker. Anyway, I'm on the bones of my arse and want a telly, Brighthouse have offered me a Sony 32" CRT for £150 a week for 60 months, can you...

Same. Haven't felt like this in quite some time. Great night though, dirty's band was ace :cool:

Bought.

Because he might get dust on the shelf resulting in a deep clean and detail of the whole kitchen using about £600 worth of products he'll only use once.