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    Dentists calling themselves Doctors

    I don't really care what my dentist uses as his title as long as he does a good job. I have a PhD.
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    ***The Official OCUK Harlem Shake Organisation Thread****

    This seems like the gayest internet sensation so far.
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    **JOB VACANCY: PART TIME (SATURDAYS) SHOP ASSISTANT ROLE IN OUR RETAIL STORE!**

    The minimum wage backlash amused me. When I worked for woolworths I got minimum wage. It's a job in a shop. Of course the pay isn't great!
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    FB limiting post!!!

    Jesus christ man, facebook done you a favour.
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    Magnolia's sweet shop : a strategy game of confectionery

    I operate a protection racket in the area your shop is based. 2 Kola cubes and 3 Black jacks per week please.
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    Anyone got their dream PC wish come true?

    Where did you bring it to?
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    Sleeping advice needed ZZzzz

    Thread summary: "I wake up tired, should I sleep longer?"
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    A 2012 review - when did GD pleasantly surprise you?

    I shall post an excerpt of one of my favourite posts from the year. "It all started last year in the college when I was walking with my friend in the corridor. As I was walking my eyes suddenly fell upon a beautiful exotic girl standing at a side gazing directly into my eyes. For a moment I...
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    Is this legal?

    Thanks for the picture evidence OP. It makes the thread.
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    Furthest you've traveled for a gig?

    Berlin. To see Rammstein. :D I arrived a few days before to do some sightseeing as well.
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    should i report this (facebook) person

    I had hope in humanity. That hope is gone.
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    Help my psychology student pal with a survey thread.

    Hey folks, if you can fill this out it would be sweet. They are looking for people who are students and are currently or have done online dating. http://kwiksurveys.com/s.asp?sid=g4qxaothhyu5gb652699 Big thanks!
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    Hardest job you've ever done?

    Fluffer.
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    Amazon Black Friday (week) sale!!!

    I want the spongebob drum kit. EDIT: £80? Pfff
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    emo thread time

    She should have know that you would miss her, because you changed the way you kissed her. Wub wub wub.
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    Week for 2 in a cottage...What do we do?

    The OP reminded me of a girl I went on a date with once and subsequently raped. At monopoly.
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    The Next Grand Minimum

    How much did you get for it?
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    How is this done?

    Ahaha, a blunder by the OP that was totally eclipsed by blastman.
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    money counting machines at Lloyds TSB

    Perhaps they will listen to you if you dress more authoritatively. Try wearing a balaclava.
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