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Look to the heel, young man. The sex is in the heel.

Mwahahaha! Love you Barbie!

The one where there was a man with no face terrified me! As a child, Jaws, where the dead person pops out of the hole in the boat unexpectedly. The Thing - where the head grows legs and walks away like a giant spider. When I was about 21 I was terrified that Pumpkinhead was going to get me...

Taking the kids and man to my sister's house where we're all getting blotto on red wine and sloe gin.

I was about 30. Started training straight away and have been doing the job for 3 years now.

Raining on everyone's parade.

Alright, which bugger stole my trucker name?

I'm the eldest and so is my partner and it's whoopee central here.

I had this problem only slightly backwards! I moved out of one address and luckily moved only across the road to another house. I say luckily because if the lady that became the occupant of my old house hadn't been out one day and my old next door neighbour hadn't taken delivery of a parcel for...

Primal Scream - Country Girl?

Paint Your Wagon?

Bruce Almighty Saving Grace Mischief Night East is East Blue Juice (my favourite film)

I love you too, you big gay bear.

There's all sorts of theories behind all of these things. There's 2 schools of thought with the cardio before weights. Some people believe that if you do weights before cardio then you deplete the energy stores from your muscles which means that when you come to your cardio workout your body...

Yes. Someone I used to go out drinking with occasionally (he was a friend of a friend) and was on a local forum with is always on adverts. At first I thought I was imagining it and kept saying 'Doesn't that look like Lloyd!' until my friend pointed out that it actually is Lloyd.

Minxy, don't contact him. Have a day with your parents and try and enjoy it as much as you can. He no doubt knows that his behaviour upsets you which is why he's doing it so just rise above and even if he's really hurting you just ignore him. He's the one who will end up looking like a big kid...

I was being serious! I always feel better after watching a brutal film! I think 'Phew! At least that wasn't me!' Minxy, hope you feel better tomorrow. Have a hot bath, stiff drink and early night. And then when he comes back poke him right in the eye!

There's nothing like infected people raging and killing each other to make one appreciate what one has!

It is! Terrifyingly good!

Are you trying to scare her to death while she's home alone??? I'm not over Pumpkinhead yet.