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Sigh...

VERY IRONIC LOL.

Quantum gyromechanics.

HELLO THERE MR.CUPCAKE!

No wait! I've got it! Start playing WoW!

If she's hot, it's ok. If she isn't, SEND HER BACK!

I'd prescribe FIRE, and lots of it!

Go postal on their asses!

Ahahahaha, I still can't stop laughing at the machine gun post. I swear it must be the funniest post in the history of OcUK.

Machine guns?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Machine guns HAHAHAHAH, oh dear...

A good day?! Ahahaha...I haven't had a good day for about...hmm, 4 years.

Jesus, they're only prostitutes. It's not like anyone is going to be missing them except the desperate low-lives that utilise their services.

O_o

Hmm, that's a tough one. They're all pretty crappy really.

Trollop ahahahahaha, that's such a great word.

Did anyone watch Deal or No Deal on Channel 4 just now? I swear it was Lostkat :o Anyway I couldn't help but laugh when it all started to go wrong and she burst into tears, funniest thing I've seen in ages. Schadenfreude for the win! :D

Tuna...*Shudder* It looks wrong, it smells wrong, it tastes wrong. It's WRONG! Plain wrong! It should be banished to the fiery caverns of hell!

Infact just thinking about living in this world for eternity just makes me want to cry, literally. I can't think of anything worse.

Oh god no, that'd be terrible. Being stuck in this hell hole for the rest of eternity isn't exactly an attractive prospect in my mind.

Explain.