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my wife and I trained together in Kung Fu... I got the distinct impression that she used the opportunity to work out any issues she had with me :) However that did save on any of those moments (ie the most common start to any argument - 'you're in a funny mood')

As a wise old mate once said to me... If you have a son you only have one dick to worry about, have a daughter and its every dick in the neighbourhood

woah, you perhaps would not be saying that after the joys of Tesco own brand Vodka... Last time I had any of that (penniless student at the time, albeit not necessarily the best excuse) it had the ingredients of water, alcohol and glycerol...

I understand your point, but cruelty covers a lot of ground, the kid wouldnt necessarily be mutilated. personally I think it has more to do with the 'human rights violation' that would be the enforced surgery to prevent future child bearing.

agreed, I cant disagree with any point with regard to the disgusting cruelty of this act. AFAIK a person can be banned from keeping an animal, child cruelty does not prevent that person from having another child. There is a gap in justice there that appears to put more emphasis on the...

Have had a go at a few martial arts but the only one I found I could sustain going to was Lau Gar Kung Fu. This is mainly down to the methods used by the trainer, plenty of sparring and also includes some competition sparring at the end of some of the lessons. I reached the dizzy heights of...

lol, my wife managed to get more sleep than I did... slight whiff of painkillers and she was snoring away happily... Seats in these NHS rooms cannot be slept on even after 48 hours awake (no it wasnt a quick process, my lad, much like myself proved to be lazy in his approach to getting out...

agreed with all of that... my son will be 12 weeks old on Saturday. We also didnt find out until the birth as we wanted to be having the old fashioned suprise of finding out when 'its' arrived. Were you present at the birth? (judging by the wording you werent) I had to laugh that was the...

IIRC - its a sour mash, outside of the area of being a bourbon, Jim Beam is definately a Bourbon

Did I read it wrong or is the best joke coming from the judge? edit: now noticed that it explained this later in the article, but it caused too much of a double take moment to be ignored

she came to visit you and this happens... Are you sure its not you that is cursed?

I love these threads Im a smoker - flame me :p

Im guessing it was some kind of questionnaire. At least it beats the 'hilarious' answers to the Sex question that appear on these question forms...

True Gilly, gotta wonder what was going through his mind... Water at neck height 'oh its ok I will pop to the surface soon, the lord is my saviour, praise jesus'?

Lots of mayonnaise on a sandwich can leave some VERY dodgy stains on black suit trousers when it drops on your crotch :(

Its good - but Ive just been watching the Farting Preacher thanks to that link... Funny looks from around the office as I collapsed under the table in fits of giggles Sorry - back to the topic

That does look like quite good fun... Think I may have to be buying that for my 9week old son to play with ;)

Thanks gents. I shall have a closer look at them.

The belly is shrinking, the abs are beginning to show and recognisable muscle is appearing through the flab. Also my endurance is getting far better... All in all, still not entirely happy but getting better :)

Given the fact that I am getting back into going to the gym 3x a week and Im really pushing the cardio with the weights I want a good Heart rate monitor to ensure that my cardio training isnt going overboard and that Im in a good range for training. Another reason is that Im not sure I trust...