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  1. gandhi

    Paternity leave

    This. And he'll be a more loyal and useful employee as a result!!
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    Paternity leave

    Depends entirely on contract and terms of employment. Job is on a Sunday and requires an overnight stay away from prior to the job. If his terms of employment do not stipulate he needs to be available for work seven days a week and that overnight stays may be required as part of his role or...
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    Paternity leave

    Whatever you choose to do do, you need to be very careful and I would suggest getting some professional advice. I would not want to be in a position as an employer where I had forced an employee to miss the birth of his child, it could get very expensive. As to whether or not he can refuse the...
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    Going to university in your 30s :o

    My ex is 48 and has just finished BSC. Just starting her masters now. Best thing is, as far as I’m aware your student loans get written off at retirement so she won’t come anywhere near paying it all back lol
  5. gandhi

    Leaving work - recalling wages

    Let’s hope her new job doesn’t require a glowing reference from her previous employer. Unless she has had a bad relationship with her previous employer for whatever reason that’s still unprofessional. Sometimes it’s also useful to read your contract of employment before taking radical action lol.
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    How to generate traffic to new website

    Google adwords, links from other sites (referrals), quality text content that doesn’t spam keywords are good places to start.
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    Stealing drinks out of the works fridge

    Ha ha. You should see the farcical milk situation in our office. 5 companies on my floor have milk delivered, don’t label their own stuff and there’s one ********** who won’t use milk unless it’s a fresh bottle. Yesterday I counted 8 open pints, all of which were at various stages of the cheese...
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    NHS Rant

    The nhs is being deliberately under funded to create these problems so it can be turned into a privatised operation. There’s plenty of cash around to support it, it just needs to be allocated sensibly. Brexit, HS2 and Trident spring to mind. It’s basic Tory policy, get rid of anything publicly...
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    Images of items I have purchased (except trainers)

    Hands up which of you work in graphic design or print? No gold star for you if you do! One my old GD's was a touch dyslexic so I'm well versed in spotting typographic errors in print haha.
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    Cambridge Analytica

    I'm both surprised and shocked that people find this revelation both surprising and shocking. I'm not a member of the tinfoil hat brigade but even I recognise the control the media has over peoples minds. Whilst CA have undoubtedly crossed several lines in both harvesting the data and the way in...
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    Images of items I have purchased (except trainers)

    I hope the people who assemble the gimbal are a little more competent than the graphic designers who created the packaging (and the idiot who signed it off)
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    Work Toilets

    Masturbating, obviously. The lack of imagination on this forum is shocking sometimes. One of my favourite tricks used to be after checking the toilet was empty, go into the first cubicle and lock the door then leave via gap under door.Repeat for all cubicles :D Finally, be grateful you...
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    Overs 40's : Are you Happy with your lot?

    I'm 43. No Mortgage No Wife No Kids No Debt No Responsibility other than keeping myself housed and fed. And definitely no regrets.
  14. gandhi

    Ebay diamond ring...

    The ex, the ring, or the ex's ring?
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    Manchester Bombing *** Please remain respectful and refrain from antagonising posts ***

    sea change noun a profound or notable transformation. "recent years have witnessed a sea change in the fortunes of car safety as a marketable quantity" synonyms: transformation, change, alteration, modification, variation, conversion, revision, amendment, metamorphosis, transfiguration...
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    Sir Roger Moore has died.

    Roger no-Moore :(
  17. gandhi

    NHS computer systems hacked!?

    I bet someone's sweating it now after they opened *that* attachment on *that* email from *Mandy has a special treat for you*
  18. gandhi

    Lost my wedding ring - metal detectors?

    Great for finding men who are comfortable with the feminine side of their sexuality :p)
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    I am rich beyond my wildest dreams

    P.S. I wonder if anyone has ever lost out on any form of inheritance because they thought it was a scam of some kind............?
  20. gandhi

    I am rich beyond my wildest dreams

    Get trolling him, it's your duty to GD!
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