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  1. burtie

    How often do Royal Mail Delivery?

    The postie often delivers junk mail, which I insert into my bottom and poo through his letter box!
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    Pair jailed for attempt to smuggle migrants out of UK

    Surely a boat would be better to escape the evil clutches of the UK.
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    How much crap do you have on hire purchase?

    Nothing, no credit at all, I don't want any. Got in trouble with that years ago and never want to repeat it!!
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    Disabled couple snooped on and accused of fraud by the DWP

    Well between the 8 panic attacks I have a day, the soul crushing depression, the insomnia, plus the pain and multiple drugs I have to take I've honestly not thought about it.
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    Disabled couple snooped on and accused of fraud by the DWP

    Honestly I'd rather have a job then continue on benefits, my next PIP assessment is next year and I'm no better than I was 4 years ago! I've only left the house a handful of times in the last 10 years, mainly to go to the doctors or dentist appointments. I've tons of evidence that I'm...
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    Which animal do you think has the worst breath?

    Our Jack Russell's breath smells like he's pooing out the wrong end.
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    The bottle digging thread

    I've found quite a few, will have to dig them out.
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    any bets for the national

    Meh!
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    Sydney knife attack

    Bah what a ****** world we live in. RIP all those who where just out shopping.!!
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    **Star Wars Outlaws Open World Star Wars game from Massive Entertainment**

    So this is The Division with lightsabers?
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    Ebay help! ebay newbie

    Simply cancel it.
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    Ebay help! ebay newbie

    If it's got less then 24 hours left then you can't cancel it I believe. If it's over then you can cancel it if you wish. Not used eBay in ages as it's a pit of utter crap.
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    Any advice on banking issues

    One more month of OnlyFans for you then.
  14. burtie

    What is your cold remedy of choice?

    Staying inside permanently so I don't get infected in the first place!
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    Emergency Savings

    I did have some Bitcoin on a harddrive, but the wife chucked it in the bin!
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    Should smart phones be banned for under 16s?

    Oh I get it, I'm all for banning phones in schools which should be a thing anyway. I didn't have a mobile phone until I was 24 and the most it did was play snake, text, and calls.
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    Should smart phones be banned for under 16s?

    Just turn off the internet, problem solved.
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    Family dispute incoming

    I honestly don't care about any inheritance, I've even told my mother a few times to sell her house and downsize to something smaller, this would leave her with more money. Told her then she can go on cruises and enjoy life while she can. I'll just let my brother and sister fall out about it...
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    What PC games are you playing?

    The last of us, 8 hours in. Excellent game, with a few issues of stuttering and the stupid AI.
  20. burtie

    how much is your house insurance

    £12pcm for contents only.
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